AUSTRALIA

Tara Reid Claimed In An Awkward Radio Show Segment That She Kissed Tom Brady

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A guest on a morning radio show in Australia, Tara Reid awkwardly admitted during a really stupid game that she once kissed Tom Brady.

Football

Here’s Mad Magazine’s Politically Correct NFL Team Names, In Case The ‘Buccaneers’ Was Too Offensive

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MAD Magazine put together a list of politically correct NFL team names, including the New Orleans Non-Denominational Do-Gooders. Pay attention, Dan Snyder.

AC GREEN

The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.

BASKETBALL

Hey Boston, Charles Barkley Thinks You’re Taking Your Teams’ Success For Granted

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The New England Patriots have a chance to win the Super Bowl every year, and Sir Charles Barkley thinks area reporters take that success for granted.

BARRY BONDS

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

ACCUSED MURDERERS

The Florida Gators Have Removed Aaron Hernandez’s All-American Brick

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Yesterday, the judge in <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/aaron-hernandez" target="_blank">the Aaron Hernandez trial</a> <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/24/19660333-judge-grants-prosecutors-more-time-in-aaron-hernandez-case?lite" target="_blank">granted the prosecution more time to present evidence</a> to the grand jury for its case that the former New England Patriots tight end at least “orchestrated” the murder of Odin Lloyd, or possibly did it himself.

BOSTON GLOBE

Aaron Hernandez’s Real Victims? Guys In Boston Who Kind Of Look Like Him

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Yesterday, <a href="http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/07/09/doppelganger/IPVoOws8XCMDlB1H631RtI/story.html" target="_blank">the Boston Globe posted a story</a> about Aaron Hernandez that led me to do a little bit of searching to find out when the newspaper started its own Onion-like section.

funny

Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow Joins The Patriots

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<a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/tim-tebow/">Tim Tebow</a> signing with the New England Patriots gets the always entertaining and absurd <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/taiwanese-animation/">Taiwanese animation</a> treatment, which he also received when he <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebows-jets-drama/">sat on the bench</a> with the New York Jets -- and <a href="http://clipnation.com/taiwanese-animation-tim-tebow-cut/">when they cut him</a>.

DANNY AMENDOLA

Julian Edelman, Bradley Cooper Visited A Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor

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The other day, <a href="https://twitter.com/DannyAmendola/status/324020933012619264">New England Patriots receiver Danny Amendola Tweeted</a> that he’d be donating $100 for every reception he recorded this season, as well as $200 for every dropped pass, to the Boston Marathon Relief Fund, and he received a mostly-gracious response.

CHIKARA

Broken Forearm + Shirtless Dancing + Pro Wrestling = Rob Gronkowski Dance Party

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So, here's everything you need to know: <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/update-rob-gronkowski-is-sorry-about-being-awesome" target="_blank">Porn aficionado</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/rob-gronkowski-wants-to-have-sex-with-tim-tebow-for-the-worst-reasons" target="_blank">Tim Tebow f**ker</a> and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski went out dancing at a Las Vegas nightclub.

ALEX SMITH

Taiwan Presents Super Bowl XLVII

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Taiwan Animation takes on Super Bowl XLVII, because of course they do.

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP

The Sports WAG Feud That Absolutely Nobody Asked For: Linda Hogan Vs. Anna Welker

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This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.

baltimore ravens

Just What 2013 Needed: A ‘Call Me Maybe’ Parody

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are you f**king kidding me If you needed a reason to hate the Baltimore Ravens, here is a group of their fans becoming an accessory to a goddamn Carly Rae Jepsen 'Call Me Maybe' cover in 2013.

Football

Sports On TV: At Home With The Wilforks’ 20 Greatest Roomba Moments

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Quick, name three things that don't have anything to do with each other.

HOUSTON TEXANS

With Leather’s Watch This: It’s The Tom Brady Baby Dating Game

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New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his wife, eventual billionaire model Gisele Bundchen, just welcomed their second child (Brady’s third) into the world.

AWESOME FANS

Miami Dolphins Fans Are Really, Really, REALLY Good At Working The Stripper Pole

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In a not-so-shocking turn of events, the Miami Dolphins only lost to the New England Patriots by a touchdown yesterday, and I say that it’s not shocking because the Dolphins are usually good for a close game against their bitter rivals this late in the season.

EPIC FAIL

The Top 10 YouTube Comments For The Mark Sanchez Assface Fumble

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So it turns out that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/happy-thanksgiving-heres-what-a-turkey-thinks-about-football-games" target="_blank">Wild Turkey football-picking turkey Jimmy Junior is full of shit</a>.


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