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Brett Gallant And Krys Barch Found A Loophole In The New NHL Helmet Rule

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Brett Gallant and Krys Barch found a loophole in the new NHL helmet rule by simply taking off one another's helmets before fighting. Smart, and adorable!

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Martin Brodeur Selecting His Son In The 2013 NHL Entry Draft Is Adorable

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The New Jersey Devils took Anthony Brodeur with the 208th pick of the 2013 NHL Entry Draft, and made the moment special by allowing Martin Brodeur to announce it.

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You Guys, We Should Be Watching Hockey

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/nobody-is-watching-the-stanley-cup-finals">As we touched on yesterday</a>, the NHL and NBC are having a little trouble getting people to watch the Stanley Cup Finals, mainly because New Jersey and Los Angeles don’t have the biggest fan bases, but also because nobody knows what channel the games are on.

ALLIE MACKAY

You Gotta Hit The Devil Way Down In The Hole

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KTLA-TV news reporter Allie MacKay spanks a mascot, because.

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Nobody Is Watching The Stanley Cup Finals

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As I wrote a few weeks ago, it was very easy for NHL experts and analysts to label the Los Angeles Kings a Cinderella story because of how bad they sucked early on in the season.

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Taiwan's Idea To Improve The Stanley Cup Finals: Voodoo, Bear Fights

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My interest in the NHL season checked out with the Caps, but here's a quick recap of what's going on: the Los Angeles Kings are up 3-0 against the New Jersey Devils in the Stanley Cup Finals, and, more importantly, Taiwan's Next Media animation is recreating it as a Pro Bending battle between a bunch of guys dressed like the Burger King and the literal Devil.

ARRON ASHAM

And For No Reason, Here’s What Taiwan Thinks About The NHL Playoffs

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My favorite part of NMA World Edition's recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (.

BRANDON DUBINSKY

Hockey Says F**k It, Gets To The Point

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A brief place-setting and match listing from Travis Hughes at <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2012/3/19/2886057/new-york-rangers-new-jersey-devils-fight-brawl-video">SBN</a>: Rangers coach John Tortorella and Devils coach Peter DeBoer were jawing at one another before the game, perhaps as a result of the lineup card handed in by New Jersey.

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This Kid Either Loves The Devils Or IS The Devil

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If you can make it through the diarrhea noises and 'Silent Library'-style snickering going on in the background, you'll enjoy this video of Montreal Canadiens defenseman Hal Gill suffering the worst insult known to man: a fat kid from New Jersey pointy middle finger.

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New Jersey’s ‘Salary Cap Gymnastics’ Earn A ’10′ From The Russian Judge

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UPDATE: The NHL just <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nhl/news/story?id=5397588&campaign=rss&source=twitter&ex_cid=Twitter_espn_5397588">rejected</a> the deal.

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FLYERS FANS GET STABBY

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Here's a news report of a stabbing that happened after a busload of Philadelphia Flyers fans returned home from a road trip to see their team play the New Jersey Devils.

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BRODEUR QUIT WORK 0.2 SECONDS EARLY

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It's bad enough that New Jersey Devils goalie Martin Brodeur <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/03/court-brodeur-banged-his-sister-in-law">is getting his ass handed to him</a> in his divorce prodeedings.

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OKAY, THAT WAS PRETTY COOL

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On Wednesday night, the Maple Leafs' Niklas Hagman <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=281029011" target="_blank">scored the decisive goal</a> in a shootout with the Devils, and it's easily the coolest thing I've ever seen in a hockey game.

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BARRY MELROSE HATES NEW JERSEY

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Yesterday, ESPN hockey analyst/unironic mullet-wearer Barry Melrose trashed the Devils' new arena, and added a couple digs at Newark while he was it.

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EMMY ROSSUM SOMETHING HOCKEY

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Emmy Rossum sang the National Anthem at the New Jersey Devils' game the other night, which is pretty important news because she's hot and just turned 21 last month.

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MORE REVENGE: HOCKEY EDITION

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On March 2nd, Maple Leaf Tomas Kaberle got a concussion on late hit from the Devils' Cam Janssen, which earned Janssen a three-day suspension.


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