pacu

This Horrifying ‘Testicle-Eating’ Fish With Human Teeth Was Caught In New Jersey

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A New Jersey man was fishing in South Jersey where he caught a rare South American fish related to the piranha.

#.lol

Chris Christie Playing Softball Is An Absolute Delight

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You'll want to see these pictures of the New Jersey Governor. Did we mention there's video? Oh, there's video.

JON BON JOVI

Jon Bon Jovi Is Wanted For An Honorary Doctorate From Rutgers University

The Bon Jovi frontman will receive an honorary doctorate at this year's commencement ceremony at Rutgers for his charitable work.

CORY BOOKER

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker Clearly Enjoys Crushing His Twitter Trolls With Kindness

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N.J. Congressman Cory Booker prefers to trap flies with honey, not vinegar, particularly on Twitter.

TOM BRADY

Jets Fans Are Trolling Tom Brady With 12 Billboards And The #TomShady Hashtag

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You knew that Jets fans were going to do something, right? Well they went all out with 12 billboards throughout New Jersey.

#Dumb Criminals

You’ll Never Guess Where This Man Allegedly Smuggled A Gun Into Jail (In His Butt)

This man allegedly smuggled a gun into jail in the most uncomfortable place possible, and it was all for nothing.

CHRIS CHRISTIE

Chris Christie Expensed More Than $82,000 For Food And Drink At NFL Games

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The most famous appetite in politics loves that luxury box food at MetLife Stadium, but doesn't love paying for it himself.

#Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart And His Wife Bought A Farm In New Jersey To Turn Into An Animal Sanctuary

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Jon Stewart's going to be spending some time at the farm once he leaves 'The Daily Show' in August.

WTF

Yes, Your Penis Can Try To Kill You

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You may never trust your genitals again.

MARIJUANA

A Man Took Police On A Chase Through New Jersey With 80 Pounds Of Pot Candy In His Car

Brooklyn man allegedly leads police on chase through New Jersey with 80 pounds of pot candy in his car.

NEW JERSEY

A New Jersey Deli Owner Who Celebrated ‘White History Month’ Would Like Some Free Money

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A New Jersey deli owner is asking for money on GoFundMe after his 'White History Month' sign ruined his business.

ANONYMOUS

Anonymous Revealed The Names Of The New Jersey Cops Involved In A Recent Fatal Arrest

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Anonymous followed through on their threat to the Vineland, NJ Police Department and released the names of three officers involved in the fatal arrest of Phillip White.

nope nope nope

This Insane 90-Foot Water Slide Has A Vertical Loop And Is Coming To New Jersey Next Year

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If all goes according to plan, Sky Caliber will premiere at New Jersey's Action Park in 2016.

HEROIN

Police Allegedly Caught A Pregnant Woman Shoving 89 Packets Of Heroin In Her ‘Body Cavity’

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How many packets of illegal drugs can you fit in your private parts?

#dumb criminals

Shoe Store Robber Finishes 15-Year Sentence, Gets Out, Robs The Same Shoe Store

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In the most unlikely of coincidences, an ex-con who served a 15-year sentence for robbing a shoe store got out of prison, and when he tried to rob it again, the same unfortunate clerk was waiting for him.

ok cupid

Meet The New Jersey Man Who Stole His OK Cupid Date’s Car

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The 2007 Toyota Solara should be easy to find, as its custom tags read "JSRYGRL".

applebee's

A New Jersey Man Can’t Sue Applebees For Getting Burned By A Fajita While Praying

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Be careful when praying over a smoking and sizzling plate of meat, lest you be smited by a grease pop.


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