#JOHN OLIVER

John Oliver Came Up With A Perfect Plan To Improve The Awful Image Of New York’s Port Authority

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The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey is suddenly concerned about its image. John Oliver has a free idea for the agency.

#FOX NEWS

A Local Fox Anchor Creeped Out Everyone During A Segment Featuring A Reporter In A Bikini

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What do you get when you add a beautiful reporter in a bikini and a creepy male anchor? You get this video.

re releases

Bon Jovi Is Celebrating Its Own Anniversary With Some Unreleased Demo Songs

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On July 1, Bon Jovi will re-release the iconic 'New Jersey' with some previously unreleased demos to celebrate the band's 30th anniversary.

THIS WEEK IN OUTRAGE

Eric LeGrand Was Always Going To Speak At Rutgers Commencement, You Guys

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According to the president of Rutgers University, Eric LeGrand will give a commencement speech, despite a huge misunderstanding.

school pranks

Over 60 High School Students Were Arrested For Peeing And Trashing Their School

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A bunch of kids in New Jersey trashed their school. Urine was involved. That school is forever unclean.

tesla

Why New Jersey’s Ban Of Tesla Motors Is Bad For Everyone

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Tesla Motors was just banned in New Jersey. And that's just the start of a nasty trend.

RACHEL CANNING

The New Jersey Cheerleader Who Sued Her Parents Is Returning Home

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Rachel Canning and her family are going to have quite the awkward reunion.

UNILEVER

Dove Decided That Its 'Armpit Of America' Billboard In New Jersey Was A Bad Idea

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After a lot of angry feedback, Unilever has pulled the plug on Dove's proposed billboard that lovingly called New Jersey the 'armpit of America.'

#ANIMATION

John Travolta Will Play A Crotch-Grabbing Gummy Bear. Of Course.

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Inexplicably-popular music and video game franchise 'Gummy Bear' is getting a movie starring John Travolta.

WEIRD NEWS

The Scourge Of SquAIDS: Town Gripped In Fear Of Squirrel AIDS Epidemic Prank

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It was only a matter of time before the SquAIDS came for us all. The Squaipocalypse has begun in New Jersey.

STUPID BABY NAMES

New Jersey’s Most Fertile Neo-Nazi Is Upset That The State Took His Daughter Away

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Heath Campbell, the New Jersey Neo-Nazi who named one of his kids Adolph Hitler, is mad that the state took away his newborn daughter, Eva Braun.

Trey Anastasio

42 People Were Arrested At The Atlantic City Phish Concerts And You’ll Never Guess Why

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Atlantic City police arrested as many as 42 Phish fans during their three shows last week, recovering plenty of drugs in the process.

#live music

So Long, Maxwell’s: On Saying Goodbye To Your Favorite Music Venue

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The famed Maxwell's music venue in Hoboken, New Jersey. This is a damn shame.

video

Video: Watch The First Ever Fight And Arrest Recorded On Google Glass

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A documentary filmmaker named Chris Barrett believes that he caught the first ever fight and arrest recorded on Google Glass on a boardwalk in New Jersey.


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