NEW MEXICO

You Could Soon Own One Of The Legendary New Mexico Landfill Atari ‘E.T.’ Cartridges

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You could soon own a game that was once so bad, people wouldn't buy them and we buried them in the desert.

#video games

Urban Legend Confirmed: ‘E.T.’ Found In A New Mexico Landfill

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'E.T.' has just been pulled out of a New Mexico landfill, proving the gaming urban legend true. PUT THAT GARBAGE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS.

WTF

New Mexico Woman Arrested For Beating Her Mother Over The Head With A Vibrator

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Believe it or not, this did NOT happen in Florida or Ohio.

school shooting

Two Students Injured In New Mexico Middle School Shooting

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Two children have been shot, and the gunmen injured, at Berrendo Middle School Shooting in Roswell, New Mexico.

THEFT

Burglars In New Mexico Stole Dwarf Porn DVDs And Then Torched A Mobile Home

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That’s right, burglars in New Mexico, not Florida, are reportedly responsible for a mobile home fire after they broke in and stole a variety of goods from the place.

Sex

Drunk Driver Hid In Cactus Patch After Crashing Car, Sending Naked Lover Flying Out The Window

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Drunks, sex, car crashes, nudity, cactus patches, this story has it all.

vernon chatman

People Believe That Andy Kaufman Is Alive And Well In Albuquerque

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With a new Andy Kaufman comedy album due out in July, the comic's fans still believe that he faked his death in 1984 and currently lives in New Mexico.

val kilmer

Val Kilmer’s life much like his movies, reports excited journalist

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(Keanu Reeves will promise to watch your sandwich while you go snorkeling.

TERMINATOR SALVATION

CHRISTIAN BALE KILLED A GUY OR SOMETHING

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/KermitBale1.jpg"></a>Police in New Mexico found a body buried in someone's front yard  last week, which no one would care about at all, except that front yard once sort of belonged to Christian Bale.

WOMEN'S SOCCER

Women’s Soccer Just Got Gully

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The WNBA could learn a few things about spicing up the action just by looking @ this women's soccer match between BYU and New Mexico.

val kilmer

DOC HOLIDAY FOR GOVERNOR?

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Recently it was rumored that Val Kilmer has been considering a break from his day job as a Women's Studies professor in order to run for governor of New Mexico in 2010.


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