Santa Fe Spent $50,000 For ‘The Bachelor’ To Misspell The City’s Name

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Santa Fe's tourism group paid ABC $50,000 to bring 'The Bachelor' to town, only to have the show misspell the city's name.


You Could Soon Own One Of The Legendary New Mexico Landfill Atari ‘E.T.’ Cartridges

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You could soon own a game that was once so bad, people wouldn't buy them and we buried them in the desert.

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Urban Legend Confirmed: ‘E.T.’ Found In A New Mexico Landfill

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'E.T.' has just been pulled out of a New Mexico landfill, proving the gaming urban legend true. PUT THAT GARBAGE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS.

Western Michigan

5 Goliaths That Will Get Upset Early In The NCAA Tournament


March is finally upon us, and this year's NCAA tournament promises to be as exciting as ever.


New Mexico Woman Arrested For Beating Her Mother Over The Head With A Vibrator


Believe it or not, this did NOT happen in Florida or Ohio.

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Two Students Injured In New Mexico Middle School Shooting

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Two children have been shot, and the gunmen injured, at Berrendo Middle School Shooting in Roswell, New Mexico.


Burglars In New Mexico Stole Dwarf Porn DVDs And Then Torched A Mobile Home

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That’s right, burglars in New Mexico, not Florida, are reportedly responsible for a mobile home fire after they broke in and stole a variety of goods from the place.

Tony Snell

Meet The Biggest Sleeper In The 2013 NBA Draft: Tony Snell

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Just two weeks after tournament favorite New Mexico's 68-62 loss to Harvard in the second round, Tony Snell hopped on a plane to Los Angeles to prepare for June 27's NBA Draft.


Drunk Driver Hid In Cactus Patch After Crashing Car, Sending Naked Lover Flying Out The Window

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Drunks, sex, car crashes, nudity, cactus patches, this story has it all.


People Believe That Andy Kaufman Is Alive And Well In Albuquerque

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With a new Andy Kaufman comedy album due out in July, the comic's fans still believe that he faked his death in 1984 and currently lives in New Mexico.

West Virginia University

5 Players You Need To Watch In The 2012 NCAA Tournament, Part 2


It's tourney time, which means meaningful afternoon basketball between teams we pretend to know something about.

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Val Kilmer’s life much like his movies, reports excited journalist

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(Keanu Reeves will promise to watch your sandwich while you go snorkeling.



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Police in New Mexico found a body buried in someone's front yard  last week, which no one would care about at all, except that front yard once sort of belonged to Christian Bale.


Women’s Soccer Just Got Gully

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The WNBA could learn a few things about spicing up the action just by looking @ this women's soccer match between BYU and New Mexico.

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Recently it was rumored that Val Kilmer has been considering a break from his day job as a Women's Studies professor in order to run for governor of New Mexico in 2010.

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