Posts Tagged: NEW ORLEANS HORNETS

ATLANTA HAWKS

NBA Round-Up: The Bulls Are OK*

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*I was very disappointed that CBS Sports used "Bulls on Parade" as their headline this morning.

ARRESTS

A Joke About How Caracter Sounds Like Character

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What is it about pregnant ladies that makes athletes want to punch them so badly.

DENVER NUGGETS

NBA Round-Up: Kevin Durant Is Decent

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Last night’s NBA Playoffs action was pretty much business as usual, so I’ll be light on controversy and superstar accusations today.

Chris Paul

Watch Chris Paul Land On His Head

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During Sunday's game against the Cleveland Cavaliers, Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets ran into Ramon Sessions, hitting his head and going down on the floor.

DAVID STERN

Are The Hornets Moving To San Jose?

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It was reported last month that Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen had sold a considerable amount of stock (an epic buttload, I believe is the technical term) as a precursor to buying the Charlotte New Orleans Hornets and moving them to Seattle.

DAVID STERN

Are The Hornets Moving To Seattle?

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Wow, what a day for speculation in the NBA.

Chris Paul

Chis Paul Wants Out of New Orleans

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Cool Dog thinks you should pursue an acting career, Chris.

CHARLOTTE BOBCATS

Introducing the NBA Booger Cam

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If I were forced to select my favorite player between James Posey and Stephen Jackson, I suppose I would have to go with Posey.

Chris Paul

CHRIS PAUL IN A 4-STAR VIRAL PARODY

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Give credit where it's due to NBA star Chris Paul and his three associates here in a terrific spoof of the film Paranormal Activity.

NBA

SCORE ANOTHER ONE FOR DOUCHEBAGS

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The Hornets<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap;_ylt=At25nkyrcQM7WCdDJX5yric5nYcB?gid=2008051903" target="_blank"> fell to loathsome Spurs 91-82</a> in Game 7 of the Western Conference semis in New Orleans last night, setting up a San Antonio-LA conference finals showdown that forces anyone with a soul to partake in the unenviable chore of cheering for the same team as Jack Nicholson.

MLB

FLASHING! LIGHTS!

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NBA -- Spurs-Hornets isn't so much a series than a succession of home-court blowouts with the sheen of import.

DETROIT PISTONS

SMITING EVIL IN ALL ITS FORMS

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NBA - The <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap;_ylt=Aopk6eu2c55qjxPu4PI7qM68vLYF?gid=2008051308&prov=ap" title="Yahoo Sports" target="_blank">Detroit Pistons dispatched the Orlando Magic</a> from the NBA Playoffs last night with a 91-86 win.

NEW ORLEANS HORNETS

MASCOT MILF’S DAY RECAP

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NBA -- The mother of the San Antonio Coyote was obviously a single mother, as the stress of of raising her flopping spawn has ravaged her with age and disappointment and a bad weave.

Lebron James

SPURS REFUSE TO DIE, BE INTERESTING

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NBA -- The forces of bland consistency won't go down without a technically well-executed fight.

NBA Playoffs

ROAD TEAMS INVITED TO VIEW CROTCH

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NBA -- The Spurs find themselves down 2-0 in a playoff series for the first time since 2001 as the Hornets blew past them in the second half of Game 2, a quick 10-0 run helping to expand a 1-point halftime deficit to a <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/viewcast/2008/05/05/index.html?contestId=23507&vendorId=2008050503&vendorVisitTeam=24&vendorHomeTeam=3&pageType=recap&eref=T1" target="_blank">102-84 win</a>.

Chris Paul

HORNETS ARE THE NEW SUNS

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Last night the <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=280429003" target="_blank">Hornets</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=280429024" target="_blank">Spurs</a> both closed out their first-round playoff series with Game 5 wins against the Mavericks and Suns, respectively.

Houston Rockets

THE ROCKETS ARE PRETTY GOOD

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The Houston Rockets won their 18th straight game as <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/5604595.html" title="Yahoo! Sports" target="_blank">they defeated the New Orleans Hornets 106-96</a> behind 41 points from Tracy McGrady.

Chris Paul

CHRIS PAUL WINS POINT GUARD MATCHUP

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The New Orleans Hornets traveled to lovely New Jersey for a matchup of the two best all-around point guards in the game, and Chris Paul and Jason Kidd didn't disappoint.

Chris Paul

THE HORNETS ARE ON FIRE

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The Hornets have finally returned to New Orleans full-time this season, and they're playing like a team that's grateful to never have to spend a night in Oklahoma.


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