Brooks Orpik

A Sore-Losing Islanders Fan Threw A Beer At A Capitals Player

We're only four games into the 2015 NHL playoffs, but New York Islanders fans are already having themselves quite the post-season.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

This Islanders Fan Bid Farewell To Nassau Coliseum By Revealing She Conceived Her Son In The Parking Lot

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This New York Islanders fan will always have special memories about the departing Nassau Coliseum, mostly because she conceived a kid there.

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New York Islanders Season Ticket Holders Are Putting A Stop To The Yes Movement

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Older New York Islanders season ticket holders are trying to stop the Daniel Bryan YES chants after Islander goals. They're Team Authority!

Teeth

Go To A Florida Panthers Game, You Might Go Home With A Piece Of Your Favorite Player’s Skull

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Krystofer Barch of the Florida Panthers pulled his own teeth and tossed them at a fan, marking the third self-dentistry NHL moment of the month.

stupid rules

Brett Gallant And Krys Barch Found A Loophole In The New NHL Helmet Rule

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Brett Gallant and Krys Barch found a loophole in the new NHL helmet rule by simply taking off one another's helmets before fighting. Smart, and adorable!

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Look Upon The New York Islanders’ T-Shirt Gatling Gun, Ye Mighty, And Despair

By way of Sports Grid comes the latest in Fans Going Woo technology -- a Godless machine captioned by the New York Islanders that can fire 12 t-shirts into the crowd in five seconds.

RICK DIPIETRO

Goalie Fight!

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Fights in hockey have always been a key part of the game, for entertaining and also strategic reasons, but rarely do you get to see the goaltenders ever scrap it out.

REFEREES

NHL Ref Chris Rooney Became A Man

Last week, NHL referee Chris Rooney became Internet famous for all the wrong reasons, after his voice cracked while he was calling off a goal during a game between the Carolina Hurricanes and the New York Islanders.

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Nabokov Gets Suspended By Islanders For Not Playing

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Evgeni Nabokov was picked up on waivers by the New York Islanders, but like anyone else who would be picked up by the Islanders, he doesn't want to play there.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

Hockey Coach Doesn’t Need Sticks

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Former New York Islander Kevin Colley is currently the coach of the Utah Grizzlies hockey team in the ECHL Premier AA league, but today he is an Internet star.

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No One Cares About The Islanders

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A paltry 3,136 fans braved the elements to watch the Islanders beat the Canadiens 4-1 at Nassau Coliseum on Sunday, the team's third consecutive win.

SEAN AVERY

James Wisniewski Educates Sean Avery in Proper Fellatio Technique

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Sean Avery, the undisputed most hated man in a hockey arena, was at his havoc wreaking best over the weekend when he 'snowed' Islanders goalie Rick DiPietro in a classic show of douchebaggery on par with most Enrique Iglesias music videos then proceeded to hightail it away from a fighting opportunity when he was challenged by Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski.

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HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK! (BODY SLAM EDITION)

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The Islanders gave the Sabres 11 power plays during Buffalo's 7-1 rout last night, and it's pretty hard to imagine how that happened.

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THAT’S EMBARRASSING

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Good news for Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala: because Toronto won this game, he won't have to commit ritual suicide for allowing a 178-foot goal against the Islanders.

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CHRIS SIMON IS FRIENDLY

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Today the NHL suspended the Islanders' Chris Simon for 30 games following his attempt to sever Jarkko Ruutu's Achilles tendon with his skate (video above).

NHL

DRUNK HOCKEY FAN + QUEEN = AWESOME

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There's simply more capital-A Awesomeness in this video than I can possibly measure with words.

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HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK

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With Leather policy dictates that I post video of hockey fights without ever learning anything or writing something in-depth about the NHL.

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HILARY DUFF DATES NHL PLAYER, IS BORED

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Islanders center Mike Comrie is apparently dating Hilary Duff, who I think is an actress or maybe a singer but is basically famous for being young and hot.


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