Posts Tagged: NEW YORK ISLANDERS

dentistry

Go To A Florida Panthers Game, You Might Go Home With A Piece Of Your Favorite Player’s Skull

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Krystofer Barch of the Florida Panthers pulled his own teeth and tossed them at a fan, marking the third self-dentistry NHL moment of the month.

HOCKEY

Brett Gallant And Krys Barch Found A Loophole In The New NHL Helmet Rule

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Brett Gallant and Krys Barch found a loophole in the new NHL helmet rule by simply taking off one another's helmets before fighting. Smart, and adorable!

HOCKEY

Look Upon The New York Islanders’ T-Shirt Gatling Gun, Ye Mighty, And Despair

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By way of <a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/nhl/islanders-gatling-gun/">Sports Grid</a> comes the latest in Fans Going Woo technology -- a Godless machine captioned by the New York Islanders that can fire 12 t-shirts into the crowd in five seconds.

HOCKEY FIGHTS

Goalie Fight!

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Fights in hockey have always been a key part of the game, for entertaining and also strategic reasons, but rarely do you get to see the goaltenders ever scrap it out.

CAROLINA HURRICANES

NHL Ref Chris Rooney Became A Man

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Last week, NHL referee Chris Rooney became Internet famous for all the wrong reasons, after his voice cracked while he was calling off a goal during a game between the Carolina Hurricanes and the New York Islanders.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

Nabokov Gets Suspended By Islanders For Not Playing

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Evgeni Nabokov was picked up on waivers by the New York Islanders, but like anyone else who would be picked up by the Islanders, he doesn't want to play there.

COACHES FLIPPING OUT

Hockey Coach Doesn’t Need Sticks

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Former New York Islander Kevin Colley is currently the coach of the Utah Grizzlies hockey team in the ECHL Premier AA league, but today he is an Internet star.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

No One Cares About The Islanders

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A paltry 3,136 fans braved the elements to watch the Islanders beat the Canadiens 4-1 at Nassau Coliseum on Sunday, the team's third consecutive win.

HOC-KEY?

James Wisniewski Educates Sean Avery in Proper Fellatio Technique

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Sean Avery, the undisputed most hated man in a hockey arena, was at his havoc wreaking best over the weekend when he 'snowed' Islanders goalie Rick DiPietro in a classic show of douchebaggery on par with most Enrique Iglesias music videos then proceeded to hightail it away from a fighting opportunity when he was challenged by Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski.

CUPCAKES

Insert Bad Icing Joke Here

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<a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/71547/the_new_york_islanders_have_an_official_cupcake">img</a> Do you like hockey.

BUFFALO SABRES

HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK! (BODY SLAM EDITION)

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The Islanders gave the Sabres 11 power plays during <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=281013012" target="_blank">Buffalo's 7-1 rout</a> last night, and it's pretty hard to imagine how that happened.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

THAT’S EMBARRASSING

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Good news for Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala: because <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280318012" target="_blank">Toronto won this game</a>, he won't have to commit ritual suicide for allowing a 178-foot goal against the Islanders.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

CHRIS SIMON IS FRIENDLY

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Today the NHL <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3161119" target="_blank">suspended the Islanders' Chris Simon for 30 games</a> following his attempt to sever Jarkko Ruutu's Achilles tendon with his skate (video above).

DAD?

DRUNK HOCKEY FAN + QUEEN = AWESOME

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There's simply more capital-A Awesomeness in this video than I can possibly measure with words.

brawls

HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK

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With Leather policy dictates that I post video of hockey fights without ever learning anything or writing something in-depth about the NHL.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

HILARY DUFF DATES NHL PLAYER, IS BORED

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Islanders center Mike Comrie is apparently dating Hilary Duff, who I think is an actress or maybe a singer but is basically famous for being young and hot.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

LONG ISLAND IS CLASSY, OPEN-MINDED

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It's a little-known fact that the NHL playoffs are going on, and the usually-sucky Islanders are competing in the postseason for the first time since I don't really care.

CHEERLEADERS

ISLANDERS ‘ICE GIRLS’ MISTREATED

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The Fanhaus is <a href="http://nhl.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/05/do-the-rangers-hate-the-ice-girls/" target="_blank">all</a> <a href="http://nhl.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/05/more-on-the-ice-girls/" target="_blank">over</a> the brewing controversy in Long Island, where members of the Rangers -- an organization <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2246">noted for pigheaded behavior</a> -- allegedly mistreated members of the <a href="http://www.newyorkislanders.com/fanzone/icegirls.asp" target="_blank">Ice Girls</a>, spandex-wearing ladies who are like sexy little human zamboners during stoppages in play.

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

CHRIS SIMON WINS THE SLASHY AWARD

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Via a whole bunch of people who emailed me this video, here's the video of the Islanders' Chris Simon chopping down the tree that is the Rangers' Ryan Hollweg.


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