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Important Update: I'm Still Not Buying The Lawnmower Kid's Tebowing Story

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Last month, 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg shoehorned himself into the national news scene when he told a local TV news crew that a man attacked him while he was mowing his lawn.

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Bart Scott Doesn’t Get How The Media Works

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Back in July, New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes vented his frustrations with the New York media, telling reporters that he didn’t appreciate how writers had been criticizing his team.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 1

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Disclaimer: So we're clear, the following has nothing to do with President Barack Obama or Kim Kardashian.

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12 Longshot Predictions For The 2012 NFL Season

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Kids are returning back to school, the last days of summer are upon us and at least part of the country is moving one day closer to having to break out those snow shovels again.

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Attention Serious Journalists: Do Not Tebow During Your Hurricane Isaac Report

I am well aware that blogging on a sports comedy site does not make me a "journalist" or a "reporter", and sure, 90% of my day is collecting cheesy wrestler photos until I can run downstairs and watch movies, but Jesus Christ, even my highest-of-the-low-quality-writers no-worth-ethic-having ass would not use my internationally-broadcast Weather Channel report on Hurricane Isaac as an excuse to "Tebow".

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New York City's Virgins Are Rallying Around Their Ultimate Icon, Tim Tebow

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The New York Jets are 0-2 in the 2012 NFL Preseason thus far, and quarterback Mark Sanchez is a combined 13/17 for 80 yards, 0 TD and 1 INT in those two games.

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Women Be Shoppin'… For NFL Gear

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Two weeks ago, the NFL announced that it had signed some pretty heavy hitters to endorse a new line of fan gear for women, and while it’s not as awesome as when the league did this, it’s still a hell of a statement.

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Tim Tebow Confessions: Tumblr Account Or Failed ESPN Reality Series?

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Yesterday, after we wished New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow a very happy 25th birthday, ESPN apparently turned the volume up to 11 and threw the Teebster a birthday party for the ages.

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Happy 25th Birthday, Timothy Richard Tebow!

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If you weren’t aware that today is New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow’s birthday, then you probably haven’t turned on a TV or logged into Facebook or Twitter yet.

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And Now To Help You Forget About The Miami Heat Blowjob Party, Here's Christians

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In what might be the exact opposite of a bunch of basketball fans traveling across the country to get blowjobs from porn stars, here's a picture of two nice young ladies at the New York Jets training camp who drove seven hours with personalized signs to get a hug from way back back-up quarterback Tim Tebow.

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Boomer Esiason Says He’d Cut Tim Tebow (With A Broken Beer Bottle) (Not Really)

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Boomer And Carton In The Morning host and ex-New York Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason can reference his five years as a radio host, 14 years as a pro football player or 15 years as a television analyist when telling you what he thinks about current Jets back-up handsome Christian Tim Tebow, but why bother.

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Santonio Holmes Wants The Big Bad Media People To Be Nice Now, Please

New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes likes to talk.

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This Week In Niche Marketing: Tim Tebow And Sam Bradford Worship Satan

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Charles Hubbard claims to be a spiritual man, called upon by the great Creator to use his “Spiritual gifts for His glory” but he’s smart enough to know that in this age of the Internet and social media, you need to hitch your wagon to something that really pulls.

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On A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Excited Are You That Video Game Tebow Can Tebow

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There isn't much to do when you're the creative director of a Madden game ("okay, this year I think we're gonna make it look like football"), so EA Sports' Mike Young has spent the last few weeks tweeting about the amazing new features set to debut in Madden NFL 13, such as Tim Tebow being able to Tebow.

#ART

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise

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One of my all-time favorite things to do is scour the depths of Etsy for random crap, because it’s just amazing how much awesomely ridiculous stuff people can create and sell on the Internet these days.

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Attention Scantily Clad Women: Do Not Tweet Your Pictures With Tim Tebow

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In a story that I’ve paid little attention to because it makes me dismissively wank with poor mechanics, New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow and his handlers are suing two Jets fans for making a Jesus-themed Jets t-shirt.

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Of Course Tim Tebow Is Getting An E! Special

New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow hadn’t been in the news for three whole days, so he decided to announce that he was changing his dog’s name, as that is apparently something that people do.

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Tom Brady Has A New Haircut

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The annual Met Gala, supporting the Metropolitan Museum of Art, was held last night in New York City, and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was one of a few big name athletes in attendance and he brought his new haircut with him.

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Here's Paul Pierce Tebowing, Because The Celtics Only Like Super Old Things

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This is a video of Paul Pierce "Tebowing", which caused CBS Boston to ask the question, "Is Paul Pierce Tebowing?" Many people thought he was doing the move named after New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, who gets down on a knee and bows his head for a brief prayer on the field.


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