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Boomer Esiason Says He’d Cut Tim Tebow (With A Broken Beer Bottle) (Not Really)

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Boomer And Carton In The Morning host and ex-New York Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason can reference his five years as a radio host, 14 years as a pro football player or 15 years as a television analyist when telling you what he thinks about current Jets back-up handsome Christian Tim Tebow, but why bother.

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Santonio Holmes Wants The Big Bad Media People To Be Nice Now, Please

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New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes likes to talk.

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This Week In Niche Marketing: Tim Tebow And Sam Bradford Worship Satan

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Charles Hubbard <a href="http://www.christiansagainstnike.com/aboutCANandmySpiritualgifts.html#.T8YmDOhYu6Q">claims to be a spiritual man</a>, called upon by the great Creator to use his “Spiritual gifts for His glory” but he’s smart enough to know that in this age of the Internet and social media, you need to hitch your wagon to something that really pulls.

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On A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Excited Are You That Video Game Tebow Can Tebow

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There isn't much to do when you're the creative director of a Madden game ("okay, this year I think we're gonna make it look like football"), so EA Sports' Mike Young has spent the last few weeks tweeting about the amazing new features set to debut in Madden NFL 13, such as <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Tim-Tebow-Tebowing-Madden-13-to-be-in-new-game-052012" target="_blank">Tim Tebow being able to Tebow</a>.

#ART

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise

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One of my all-time favorite things to do is scour the depths of <a href="http://etsy.com">Etsy</a> for random crap, because it’s just amazing how much awesomely ridiculous stuff people can create and sell on the Internet these days.

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Attention Scantily Clad Women: Do Not Tweet Your Pictures With Tim Tebow

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In a story that I’ve paid little attention to because it makes me dismissively wank with poor mechanics, New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow and his handlers are <a href="http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/18441827/tebow-takes-legal-action-against-maker-of-my-jesus-t-shirts-report-says">suing two Jets fans for making a Jesus-themed Jets t-shirt</a>.

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Of Course Tim Tebow Is Getting An E! Special

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New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow hadn’t been in the news for three whole days, so he decided to announce that he was changing his dog’s name, as that is apparently something that people do.

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Tom Brady Has A New Haircut

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The annual Met Gala, supporting the Metropolitan Museum of Art, was held last night in New York City, and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was one of a few big name athletes in attendance and he brought his new haircut with him.

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Here's Paul Pierce Tebowing, Because The Celtics Only Like Super Old Things

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This is a video of Paul Pierce "Tebowing", which caused CBS Boston to ask the question, <a href="http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/05/02/was-paul-pierce-tebowing/" target="_blank">"Is Paul Pierce Tebowing?"</a> Many people thought he was doing the move named after New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, who gets down on a knee and bows his head for a brief prayer on the field.

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Turns Out There's A Funny Story About This Tim Tebow Picture

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Kate Upton was on the Dan Patrick Show earlier today, which marks just another example of how she continues to ignore us, and to make my feelings hurt even more, she’s somewhat of a regular on the show.

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AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh

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Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole.

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Jeremy Lin, Tim Tebow Part Of Time’s 100 Most Influential People In The World

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Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic and Argentine footballer Lionel Messi are among the sports stars named on Time magazine's <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2111975,00.html" target="_blank">"The 100 Most Influential People In The World"</a> for 2012, listed alongside such world-shapers as Burmese President U Thein Sein, public health statistician Hans Rosling and the red-haired lady who isn't Emma Stone from The Help.

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Rob Gronkowski Wants To Have Sex With Tim Tebow For The Worst Reasons

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In a story that is hopefully already in the process of becoming a <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber skit</a>, New England Patriots tight end, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/gronk-is-begging-you-to-curse-him-bro" target="_blank">pitch man</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/the-gronk-song-rob-gronkowski-is-good-at-football-gets-boners" target="_blank">folk hero</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/rob-gronkowski-knows-how-to-use-twitter" target="_blank">porn star gronker</a> Rob Gronkowski attended a scheduled public speaking event at the University of Rhode Island and was asked probably the most learned thing a college kid in Rhode Island could ask Rob Gronkowski: "Marry, Eff, Kill: Rex Ryan, Tim Tebow, Betty White.

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Rick's Cabaret Wants Tim Tebow To Know The Free Lap Dance Offer Still Stands

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It seems like a pretty slow Tim Tebow news day, what with the big hubbub around the New York Jets’ new not-so-secret weapon being that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/tim-tebow-has-his-own-super-plain-sandwich">he now has a sandwich named after him</a> and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/05/tim-tebow-pedicure-new-york-jets-rex-ryan/#.T33rAvBAa6R">he got a manicure and pedicure</a> at MB Nails in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

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Tim Tebow Has His Own Super Plain Sandwich

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When the Denver broncos traded Tim Tebow to the New York Jets two weeks ago, the New York sports media responded exactly how we knew it would: But beyond the made up rumors of Tebow plotting to oust Mark Sanchez like he’s the modern day Santa Anna, there has been equal, slightly-more-legitimate excitement from NYC businesses, as Tebow’s star power means that marketing and merchandising are easier than ever.

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Tuesday Morning Links Are Exciting

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I like the part where he says he's excited.

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New York City Strippers Welcome Tim Tebow

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If you thought that we’d even go one day without someone creating the story that Tim Tebow wants to immediately become the New York Jets starting quarterback, then you just don’t know the New York sports media, Jack.

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Kate Upton Is The Worst At Denial

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Back in December, we brought you the horrifying news that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-2011-with-leather-celebrity-sports-fan-of-the-year-is-kate-upton#page/1">2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year</a> and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton was rumored to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no">dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez</a>.

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Sports Analyst Pat Robertson Weighed In On The Tim Tebow Trade

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As we’ve discussed in the past, you can’t have much of a conversation about recent New York Jets acquisition Tim Tebow without religion being mentioned.


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