FIRST PITCHES

105-Year Old Agnes McKee’s First Pitch For The Padres Was Even Better Than Expected

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The Padres made history yesterday by allowing 105-year old Agnes McKee to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.

FIRST PITCHES

50 Cent Denied On ‘Good Morning America’ That His Bad Pitch Was A Stunt

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After people accused him of throwing that terrible first pitch to get attention for his new album, 50 Cent swore that the ball just slipped.

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50 Cent Responded To The Critics Of His Disastrous First Pitch In A Way Only 50 Cent Could

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50 Cent decided to address his critics before he signed his contract with the New York Mets.

FIRST PITCHES

50 Cent’s First Pitch At The Mets Game Was An Instant All-Time Worst Nominee

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The New York Mets welcomed 50 Cent to throw out tonight's first pitch and the result was hilariously terrible.

LOS ANGELES DODGERS

Jimmy Fallon Reunited Don Mattingly With His Mustache On ‘The Tonight Show’

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While the Dodgers are in town to play the Mets, Don Mattingly stopped by 'The Tonight Show' to say hello to his old mustache.

Baseball

A Double-Amputee Kid Got A Chance To Run The Citi Field Bases With David Wright And It Is EMOTIONS

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James Lozano, a 16-year old double amputee Mets fan, got a surprise from David Wright and ran the bases at Citi Field. MY EMOTIONS.

Bobby Bonilla

Let’s Relive The Time The Secret Service Threatened To Shoot Mr. Met If He Got Near The President

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Mr. Met, much like any mascot, can be a bit annoying at times. But is that really any reason to blow the guy away with sniper fire?

ANNOUNCERS

Keith Hernandez Got Nice And Pervy While A Woman Ate A $25 Hot Dog

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During last night's Mets broadcast, Keith Hernandez made a hilariously awful joke about a female fan that led to some awkward silence.

BALLPARK PROMOTIONS

The Brooklyn Cyclones’ ‘Seinfeld’ Night Is Real And Will Be Spectacular

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The Brooklyn Cyclones are honoring the 25th anniversary of 'Seinfeld' on July 5 with a very special night of events.

BOOMER AND CARTON IN THE MORNING

Boomer Esiason Has A Problem With Daniel Murphy Taking Maternity Leave, People Have A Problem With Boomer

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Boomer Esiason is raising the bar for HOT SPORTS TAKES this week with his ridiculous opinion on Daniel Murphy's maternity leave.

Baseball

Listen To Some Bored Mets Fans Chant ‘Daniel Bryan’ At Jayson Werth

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Bored New York Mets fans decided to chant 'Daniel Bryan' and 'YES' at Jayson Werth, because what the hell else are Mets fans supposed to do at a ball game?

MLB

This Headline Either Needs A Comma Or One Mets Fan Is Pretty Dehydrated

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This Mets headline is a pretty great example of the power of a comma.

Baseball

The Dugout: Chinaman

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Today's edition of The Dugout explores the racial slurs of Mets pitching coach Dan Warthen, who referred to Daisuke Matsuzaka's interpreter as a 'chinaman.'

BAD PARENTING

This Father Of The Year Candidate Sacrificed His Child For A Baseball At A Mets Game

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A dad at a Spring Training game sacrificed his young child's safety to come up empty-handed on a baseball hit into the outfield grass.

Baseball

MLB Mascots Are Using Twitter To Try To Nail Mr. Met's Wife

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New York Mets mascot Mr. Met joined Twitter yesterday, and now MLB mascots are using it to try and sleep with his wife.

Mascots

Mr. Met Joined Twitter Today And The Results Were A Little Underwhelming

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While it's great that one of baseball's best mascots joined Twitter today, it's kind of disappointing that his first Tweet was so generic.

Baseball

All Right, Yankees Fans… Time To Give Curtis Granderson Some Manufactured Hell

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ESPN Tweeted an image with a conveniently re-worded quote from Curtis Granderson that makes it seem like he's dumping on Yankees fans.

Baseball

The Awkward New York Mets Version Of Sleigh Ride Is The Best Gift You’ll Get This Year

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The New York Mets sang Sleigh Ride like somebody was holding a gun to their heads, and nothing says Christmas quite like bad athlete songs.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Keith Olbermann Had To Give Sports A Talkin’ To About 9/11

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Yesterday when <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/09/bobby-valentine-used-911-take-shots-new-york-yankees/" target="_blank">former New York Mets and Boston Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine used 9/11 to throw shade at the New York Yankees</a>, we hoped and wondered aloud that that'd be the worst of it, and sports wouldn't act like such a bunch of idiots about a national tragedy.

NEW YORK METS

Bobby Valentine Used 9/11 To Take Some More Shots At The New York Yankees

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Former Mets and Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine made some new remarks about how the Yankees reacted in the aftermath of 9/11 that have people upset.


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