Update: The New York Mets Love Creampies


New rule: when somebody asks you a question on Twitter, run every word of it through the Urban Dictionary.


R.A. Dickey Won The Cy Young. Now He’s On The Daily Show Using ‘Circuitous’


Next week he's going to be on Charlie Rose talking about Cet obscur objet du désir.


Adam Greenberg Isn’t Moonlight Graham, But He’s Close

You will read this line in every Adam Greenberg story, including this one.


Travis Snider’s Amazing Catch

Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Travis Snider climbs the fence to rob Mike Baxter of a homerun.


Come On, The Houston Astros Have To Be Doing This On Purpose


Earlier this month, the Houston Astros committed what I consider to be the worst play in the history of professional baseball when they turned a sacrifice bunt into a Cirque du Soleil-like dance of futility.


Mike Francesa Erupts

WFAN radio personality Mike Francesa has had plenty of explosive moments on the air, but his rant about the flailing Mets during today's edition of The Mike Francesa Show might be his craziest yet.


Knuckleball The Movie: Not A Funny Or Die Sketch, Amazingly


In the best example of a documentary turning a mundane task into high drama since King Of Kong's Steve Wiebe had to choose between breaking the world Donkey Kong record or wiping his kid's butt, FilmBuff's Knuckleball turns "throwing a knuckleball" into a mystical fraternity of dudes who throw a ball a certain way despite it turning them into the worst and most ostracized people in the world.


Our Favorite Exotic Dancers Weighed In On The Subway Series


Now that the NBA Playoffs are over, we can finally get back to what matters around here most – baseball and partially nude women.


Note To Self: Kenya Hates Bill Buckner

Man, I'd hate to see how they reenact things with kids in Uganda.


Mr. Met Wins Best Mascot Poll, Phanatic Gets Even The Only Way He Knows How


The Phillie Phanatic (a person/bird/thing I legitimately love more than most members of my family) is out for revenge.


Happy Anniversary, Mets Fans!


I don’t believe that you can really judge a baseball team’s on-field success until at least May, once all of the kinks and bugs have been worked out, but I’ll go ahead and say now that one of the pleasant surprises of this early season is the 4-1, first place New York Mets.


Tim Byrdak Turns Mets Spring Training Into A With Leather Update


I've divided this post into two helpful sections.


How To Remember Gary Carter


Gary Carter died on Thursday.


Drink Up, The Next Round’s On Jose Reyes

Attention: Flushing-area alcoholics -- stop by your local Modell's Sporting Goods on the way out and pick up a gross of discounted Mets merch, because Foley's NY Pub and Restaurant is offering free drinks in exchange for Jose Reyes jerseys.


We All Owe The Miami Marlins An Apology


Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria must be having a pretty good laugh right now, because we had mostly assumed that the rumors of his courtship of this offseason’s biggest free agents were a load of fish poop.


Boston Red Sox Now Managed By Japanese Sandwich Genius


Bobby Valentine has been named manager of the Boston Red Sox.

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