bill simmons

Bill Simmons Is Leaving ESPN, Network Says It Was ‘Time To Move On’

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One of ESPN's most famous writers has split with the network. It's the end of a fruitful-if-contentious relationship.

hoaxes

One Of The Vaping Teens From That New York Times Article Was Actually Just A Hoax

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The New York Times might've been expertly trolled by someone on Twitter posing to be a vaping teen. And it's actually pretty funny.

#Homeland

Carrie Mathison From ‘Homeland’ Will No Longer Work For The CIA, Much To The Delight Of The Real CIA

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Carrie Mathison lost her job with the CIA on 'Homeland' and the real CIA is happy about the news. Here's why.

ANGELINA JOLIE

Angelina Jolie Had Her Reproductive Organs Removed To Prevent Ovarian Cancer

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Angelina Jolie once again went through surgery as a preventative measure against cancer.

LARRY DAVID

The New York Times Ripped Larry David’s Broadway Debut To Shreds

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David's Broadway debut is receiving less than positive reviews.

#Deeper Dives

The Scientist And The Jester: How Oliver Sacks And Robin Williams Came To Be Unique Friends

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The scientist and the jester formed a bond that would last until Williams's death when they first met on the set of 'Awakenings' in 1989

RIP

RIP New York Times Columnist David Carr, 1956 – 2015

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New York Times media columnist David Carr has passed away suddenly at the age of 58.

ALLISON WILLIAMS

Allison Williams Getting Her Butt Eaten Made This Guy Regret Loving ‘Peter Pan’

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In which Marnie's "(unnatural) sex scene, something that dogs do to each other when they meet for the first time" offends a Peter Pan fan.

the NFL is the comcast of sports leagues

Roger Goodell Probably Didn’t Enjoy His Sunday New York Times

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Would you believe a league spokesperson claims complete ignorance of everything in the report? It's true!

SMOKE BREAK

‘The New York Times’ Just Wants To Get High

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The 'Times' puts their foot down on the issue.

modern prohibition

The New York Times Editorial Board Calls For The National Legalization Of Marijuana

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In a kind of stunning move, the Old Grey Lady has called on Congress to legalize marijuana.

trend pieces

This Week In F–k You: Trend Pieces

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Got an imaginary style movement and three quotes? You've got yourself a trend piece.

RACIST

That Cliven Bundy Guy Fox News Hails As A Hero Patriot Has Some Interesting Thoughts About Black People

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If you read this excerpt from The New York Times, you might find that everyone's heroic rancher is actually spewing some awful hate.

#david letterman

The NYTimes Delivers A Withering (And Unfair) Review Of Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee’

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The NYTimes cherry picks instances in Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee to support its thesis that it exemplifies the American caste system.

new york times

‘Monocles Are Back!,’ Says The New York Times And A Ridiculous British Hipster Expert

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Stop what you're doing and read this New York Times article about hipsters all over the world trying to bring monocles back.

#ART

Of Course James Franco Wrote An Op-Ed Defending Shia LaBeouf For The New York Times

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In an op-ed in the New York Times, actor and 'artist' James Franco writes that we should all take notice of Shia LaBeouf's 'art.'

WOODY ALLEN

Dylan Farrow Wrote An Open Letter About Being Sexually Abused By Woody Allen

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"When I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house..."

USA TODAY

“Contextually Post-Black Pop-Star Rapper” Is An Incredibly Dumb Group Of Words

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In recent years, I've really tried to avoid "bashing" other people's writing. However, I can't let New York Times' Jon Caramanica slide here.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Colbert Opened Up A Cooler Full Of Rage On Vladimir Putin Last Night

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Passive aggressive actions from the world's foremost "shirt allergy survivor" did not go unnoticed by true patriot Stephen Colbert.


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