Allison Williams Getting Her Butt Eaten Made This Guy Regret Loving ‘Peter Pan’

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In which Marnie's "(unnatural) sex scene, something that dogs do to each other when they meet for the first time" offends a Peter Pan fan.


‘The New York Times’ Just Wants To Get High

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The 'Times' puts their foot down on the issue.

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The New York Times Editorial Board Calls For The National Legalization Of Marijuana

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In a kind of stunning move, the Old Grey Lady has called on Congress to legalize marijuana.


That Cliven Bundy Guy Fox News Hails As A Hero Patriot Has Some Interesting Thoughts About Black People

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If you read this excerpt from The New York Times, you might find that everyone's heroic rancher is actually spewing some awful hate.

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The NYTimes Delivers A Withering (And Unfair) Review Of Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee’

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The NYTimes cherry picks instances in Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee to support its thesis that it exemplifies the American caste system.

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‘Monocles Are Back!,’ Says The New York Times And A Ridiculous British Hipster Expert

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Stop what you're doing and read this New York Times article about hipsters all over the world trying to bring monocles back.


Of Course James Franco Wrote An Op-Ed Defending Shia LaBeouf For The New York Times

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In an op-ed in the New York Times, actor and 'artist' James Franco writes that we should all take notice of Shia LaBeouf's 'art.'


Dylan Farrow Wrote An Open Letter About Being Sexually Abused By Woody Allen

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"When I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house..."


“Contextually Post-Black Pop-Star Rapper” Is An Incredibly Dumb Group Of Words

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In recent years, I've really tried to avoid "bashing" other people's writing. However, I can't let <a href="">New York Times' Jon Caramanica slide here</a>.


Colbert Opened Up A Cooler Full Of Rage On Vladimir Putin Last Night

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Passive aggressive actions from the world's foremost "shirt allergy survivor" did not go unnoticed by true patriot Stephen Colbert.


Things We Learned From The NY Times’ Fascinating Oral History Of The ‘SNL’ Audition Process

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The New York Times asked various "SNL" cast members to share the story of their auditions with Lorne Michaels. Here's their stories.

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Report: Hackers Have Taken Down The New York Times’ Website


If you've attempted to visit the New York Times website in the past hour or so, you've likely noticed something wasn't right.

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Read Adam ‘MCA’ Yauch’s Response To A Negative New York Times Review

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Here's what Adam "MCA" Yauch of the Beastie Boys wrote to the New York Times after they gave one of the group's music videos a negative review.

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Larry David Wrote A New York Times Op-Ed About Terrorism And Moms

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Larry David, of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" fame, wrote an opinion piece for the New York Times about his mother defending him as a terrorist.

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Today In Internet Pissing Matches: Telsa Motors Vs. The New York Times

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Tesla Motors and its CEO, Elon Musk, are not happy with the New York Times. To the point where they're releasing driving data.

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