LSU TIGERS

Tyrann Mathieu To Declare For 2013 NFL Draft

By | 15 Comments

Tyrann Mathieu, college football's most electrifying playmaker from the 2011 season, plans to declare for the 2013 NFL Draft, <a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2013/story/_/id/8689828/honey-badger-tyrann-mathieu-enter-nfl-draft-source-says">according to a report</a> by ESPN's Joe Schad.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Things Are Looking Up In Cleveland!

By | 11 Comments

If you're a fan of the Cleveland Browns (cough), you were probably happy when the team traded up in April to select Trent Richardson, the University of Alabama running back who led the team to a national championship and kinda looks like Robert Griffin III had a man-baby with Benedict Cumberbatch.

ALBERT PUJOLS

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

By | 6 Comments

Welcome to a new weekly feature that we’ll be running in which we make a bunch of predictions about the upcoming week in sports.

BOND VILLAINS

Nobody Messes With Fletcher Cox, OK?

By | 8 Comments

While the first round of the NFL draft is in the books, I still haven’t been able to fully wrap my head around how exciting it actually was.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Matt Barkley Is Screwing Everything Up

By | 3 Comments

If USC quarterback Matt Barkley enters the 2012 NFL Draft, he is a Top 10 draft pick, without a doubt.

MIAMI DOLPHINS

Ryan Mallett’s Stage Dad Vows Revenge on Dolphins, For Some Reason

By

In a story ripped from the <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=AVqVKtc6_LkC&pg=PA127&lpg=PA127&dq=%22asshole+proud+of+asshole+son%22&source=bl&ots=wxWYK9o9of&sig=VYxJxAPq1Jyi-J9SmPul4HgQ5GU&hl=en&ei=uT_ETaKMEszAtgf0nqCSBA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBYQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22asshole%20proud%20of%20asshole%20son%22&f=false">headlines of The Onion</a>, Jim Mallett, father of New England Patriots draft pick QB Ryan Mallett, <a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view.bg?articleid=1335583&format=&page=2&listingType=pats#articleFull">told the Boston Herald</a> will get "payback" on the Miami Dolphins for not drafting him in the first round.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Better Than His “Goodbye Forever Kim Kardashian’s Vagina” Tweet

By | 4 Comments

In a Tweet that might as well have read "going 2 new england brb," Reggie Bush reacted to the Saints trading back into the first round to draft Alabama running back Mark Ingram by going on the Internet, giving up completely and spending the rest of the day Googling "Reggie Bush.

CRICKET

Morning Links: Why Doesn’t Cleveland Have Indian Cheerleaders

By | 7 Comments

Maybe they could get more than four people into Progressive Field.

CAM NEWTON

The 2011 NFL Draft Starts Tonight

By | 4 Comments

Originally, I was going to put together a first round mock draft to pretend like I had any clue how the 2011 NFL Draft was going to unfold and thankfully I talked myself out of kidding myself.

GOLF

Morning Links: The New York Yankees Are Leaking

By | 3 Comments

*snicker* Sports: Yankees Accidentally Leak Personal Info Of Season Ticket Holders - George Costanza has accidentally leaked a spreadsheet containing account numbers, names, addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses for 20,000 Yankees fans.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Ryan Mallett Missed His Interview

By | 4 Comments

Ryan Mallett was putting together a solid pre-draft performance for NFL scouts, but apparently the former Arkansas quarterback just ran out of gas.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

A Special Message To The Underclassmen That Declared Early For The NFL Draft: Tough Sh:t

By | 5 Comments

I don't think there's a bigger decision in college football player's life than when to make the jump for the pros.

JAMARCUS RUSSELL

Stick A Fork In JaMarcus Russell

By | 2 Comments

There are few signs of failure as bright and as obvious as your life coach quitting on you.

AUBURN TIGERS

Blaine Gabbert Sucks Less Than Cam Newton

By | 9 Comments

We're gonna roll out a couple more posts before we head out today, but first I want to address a question in the comments of this Cam Newton post.

AUBURN TIGERS

Some Merry Band Of Idiots Will Draft Cam Newton

By | 6 Comments

Cam Newton is being compared to a lot of quarterbacks in the NFL, and almost none of those are promising.

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

The NFL Draft Will Go On

By | 4 Comments

People that don't regularly follow the NFL offseason have been asking me, "So are we having a draft or what.

NFL

Wonderlic Not Totally Accurate, Says Daughter Of Creator

By

One part of the whole NFL draft-combine-orgy spectacular is the handing out of the Wonderlic tests.

CAM NEWTON

Columnist: Mike Mayock Doesn’t Care About Black People

By | 24 Comments

Mike Mayock of NFL Network is being accused of racism.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

Please Don’t Tell Me Choosing Between Andrew Luck And Jimmy Clausen Is A Hard Decision

By | 9 Comments

Jimmy Clausen has been one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL this season, and that's not hyperbole.

NFL

From Worst To First: The Carolina Panthers

By | 3 Comments

<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/12/your-nfl-recap-week-16"> In 2010, Charlotte-area sports suck, for lack of a better term. The Bobcats boast one of their league's worst records in 9-19 and things look even bleaker when <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/michael-jordan">the G.O.A.T.'s</a> choice in wardrobe has a brighter future than the team itself.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP