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San Francisco Defeats Truman

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In the worst results-reporting since <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Defeats_Truman" target="_blank">Other Guy defeated What's-His-Face</a>, the NFL Network -- you know, the network with "NFL" in its name -- declared the San Francisco 49ers the winners of Super Bowl XVLII, knocking off the Ravens 34-31.

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Michael Irvin May Or May Not Have Just Taken Tim Tebow’s Virginity

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so uh, is this guy on drugs, or what What you're watching, if you're one of the souls brave enough to enter a "Tim Tebow gets humped" post and hit play on the video, is NFL Network analyst Michael Irvin getting an early Christmas gift from the NFL Gameday Morning team and going buck-f**king wild on it.

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NFL Combine: Rich Eisen Ran A 6.18

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One of the more bizarre traditions of the NFL combine in Indianapolis every year is authored by NFL Network's Rich Eisen.

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Columnist: Mike Mayock Doesn’t Care About Black People

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Mike Mayock of NFL Network is being accused of racism.

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Joe Theismann Had a Freudian Slip

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Come, join me and george gorging yourself in my wonderous bounty.

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NFL Wins Ratings Battle Again…Sorta

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<a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/12/lebron-james-tv-ratings-tnt-heat-cavaliers/1?csp=34sports">Some people</a> are making a big deal about the NBA beating out the NFL last night in terms of nominal ratings last night, and by that measure, they'd be correct.

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Deion Sanders Is A Cunning Linguist

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Not that you weren't already keenly aware of that fact.

TOO MUCH EFFORT FOR WHITE PEOPLE

RICH EISEN RAN THE 40

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Rich Eisen of NFL Network has an annual tradition of running the 40-yard dash, one that his colleagues and viewers seem to have a lot of fun with.

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BERMAN ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE

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There has been speculation about the contract situ with ESPN's Chris Berman, he of the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/01/damn-chris-berman-be-lookin-fine">immodest combover</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/05/espns-chris-berman-looking-a-bit-swampy">haughty swampass</a>.

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STEELERS LOSE…TO CLEVELAND?!

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Ben Roethlisberger was sacked eight times as the Pittsburgh Steelers lost their fifth straight game, this time to the hapless Cleveland Browns, 13-6.

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BRYANT GUMBEL V. LUNG CANCER

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Long-time sports announcer Bryant Gumbel has told the world that he's battling lung cancer.

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FIVE PICKS

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Jay Cutler threw five interceptions in the NFL's first Thursday night game of the year, leading his Chicago Bears to a rousing defeat in San Francisco while hammering yet another nail in Bears coach Lovie Smith's coffin.

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RICH EISEN WAS STILL PROBABLY HORNY

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<a href="http://soxanddawgs.com/2009/07/10/rich-eisen-twitter-hacked/">Four</a> <a href="http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/07/10/rich-eisen-is-lonely/">different</a> <a href="http://thearenablog.net/2009/07/10/thank-you-rich-eisen/">people</a> had sent this in by the time I started my day.

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PEOPLE KEEP HIRING MATT MILLEN

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I think of the ability to fail upwards as more of a gift than a skill, one with which former Detroit Lions general manager Matt Millen seems blessed.

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HERE COMES A BLOW TO THE NFL NETWORK

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If you have Comcast and you have the NFL Network on your subscription tier, say a little prayer tonight.


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