STUART SCOTT

Watch Rich Eisen’s Moving Farewell To His Former ‘SportsCenter’ Co-Anchor, Stuart Scott

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If watching Hannah Storm announce the death of Stuart Scott didn't move you to tears, watching Rich Eisen eulogize his former Sportcenter co-anchor will.

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Darren Sharper Turns Himself In After New Orleans Authorities Issue Arrest Warrant

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Sharper is now being investigated for 11 cases involving drugging his victims and at least eight incidents of rape or sexual assault in five different states.

VIKINGS

Darren Sharper charged with drugging and raping women on two separate occaisions

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Well this might be the ugliest story we write about this year.

Super Bowl Recipe

Foodball: Chicken Schnitzel Sandwiches

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I'm on the road this week for a family wedding  -- before you start getting all up in arms over fall weddings, remember, we leave that sort of nonsense whining and hysterics to college football fans -- which means I don't have to cook for football for a change.

#NFL

San Francisco Defeats Truman

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In the worst results-reporting since Other Guy defeated What's-His-Face, the NFL Network -- you know, the network with "NFL" in its name -- declared the San Francisco 49ers the winners of Super Bowl XVLII, knocking off the Ravens 34-31.

#Christmas

Michael Irvin May Or May Not Have Just Taken Tim Tebow’s Virginity

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so uh, is this guy on drugs, or what What you're watching, if you're one of the souls brave enough to enter a "Tim Tebow gets humped" post and hit play on the video, is NFL Network analyst Michael Irvin getting an early Christmas gift from the NFL Gameday Morning team and going buck-f**king wild on it.

#NFL

NFL Combine: Rich Eisen Ran A 6.18

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One of the more bizarre traditions of the NFL combine in Indianapolis every year is authored by NFL Network's Rich Eisen.

#NFL

Columnist: Mike Mayock Doesn’t Care About Black People

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Mike Mayock of NFL Network is being accused of racism.

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Joe Theismann Had a Freudian Slip

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Come, join me and george gorging yourself in my wonderous bounty.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

NFL Wins Ratings Battle Again…Sorta

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Some people are making a big deal about the NBA beating out the NFL last night in terms of nominal ratings last night, and by that measure, they'd be correct.

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Deion Sanders Is A Cunning Linguist

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Not that you weren't already keenly aware of that fact.

TOO MUCH EFFORT FOR WHITE PEOPLE

RICH EISEN RAN THE 40

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Rich Eisen of NFL Network has an annual tradition of running the 40-yard dash, one that his colleagues and viewers seem to have a lot of fun with.

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BERMAN ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE

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There has been speculation about the contract situ with ESPN's Chris Berman, he of the immodest combover and haughty swampass.

#NFL

STEELERS LOSE…TO CLEVELAND?!

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Ben Roethlisberger was sacked eight times as the Pittsburgh Steelers lost their fifth straight game, this time to the hapless Cleveland Browns, 13-6.

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BRYANT GUMBEL V. LUNG CANCER

Long-time sports announcer Bryant Gumbel has told the world that he's battling lung cancer.


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