ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Nick Saban Doesn’t Really Give An Elephant’s Ass If You Like Him Or Not

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When asked if he's upset that Sports Illustrated has him on a list of sports' most disliked people, Nick Saban did his Nick Saban thing.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Nick Saban Had A Very Nick Saban Response For Pat White’s Accusations

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When asked about Pat White's claim that Alabama once offered him a Corvette to play there, Nick Saban offered a hearty, "Kiss my ass."

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Nick Saban Offered His Best Pageant Coach Pose With Alabama’s Gymnastics Team

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Alabama football coach Nick Saban offered his wisdom to the school's NCAA Champion gymnastics team and it was kind of awkward.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Erik Ainge Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Kenny Chesney Wearing An Alabama Hat

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Former Tennessee Vols QB Erik Ainge expressed anger at Kenny Chesney on Twitter over a photo of the singer wearing an Alabama hat with Nick Saban.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Mack Brown Resigns As Texas Coach, Will Step Down After Alamo Bowl

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Coach's 16-year tenure at the university set to come to an end.

A.J. McCarron

College Football Recap, Week 3: Roll Tide, Roll, #SMH Texas and Other Happenings On Another “Game of the Century” Weekend

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I want to bring up our <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/09/alabama-texas-am-preview">"10 Points You Need to Know Before Watching the Alabama Vs. Texas Game"</a> article again not only because I'm a shameless promoter of our work but also someone who lacks, at 8:30 this Sunday morning of our Lord, an entirely original angle.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Arkansas Razorbacks YouTube Karaoke Hits A New Low With 'I'm A Bielemer'

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The Arkansas Razorbacks need to hire a PR guy to keep them from seeming so stupid on the Internet.

AJ MCCARRON

6 Points On Alabama’s National Championship Win, Which Is Only A Few Points Less Than Notre Dame Scored

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The Alabama Crimson Tide made Monday night's BCS National Championship game unwatchable in a matter of minutes.

COOLIO

7.17 The Cooler

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ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

The Freeh Report Exposed The Entire Jerry Sandusky Scandal

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In the past, regarding the Jerry Sandusky scandal and Penn State, we have tried to be as mature and considerate as we possibly could be, because we are not sports preachers, at least not most of the time.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Well Played, Nick Saban. Well Played.

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Last year, the University of Alabama caused a minor sh*t storm when the football team set up a live cam to announce and introduce the program’s latest recruiting class on National Signing Day.

2012 BCS CHAMPIONSHIP

Everyone But Les Miles Was Aware That There Was A BCS Championship Game Last Night

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When the final BCS rankings came out and revealed which two teams would be playing for the BCS Championship, a good majority of us responded with a collective, “Aw come on, not them again.

2012 BCS CHAMPIONSHIP

Les Miles Is Stocking Up On Karma

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While most of us are eagerly awaiting the most important bowl game of the year – the GoDaddy.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Nick Saban Already Has A Statue?

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Probably the only thing more disturbing than the NFL releasing a schedule of games that it doesn't intend to play (we'll get to that) was something I stumbled upon this morning: apparently Alabama football coach Nick Saban <a href="http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/nick_sabans_statue_unveiled_sy.html">already has a statue</a> of his likeness erected in Tuscaloosa, just outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium.

FUN WITH TERRIBLE PHOTOSHOPS

Nick Saban Is Not Your Political Ally

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Some people in this world simply have no integrity and no moral fibers.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Nick Saban Is The Pimp Calling The Kettle Black

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Nick Saban doesn't want aspiring sports agents playing headgames with college football players.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Florida To Honor Tebow With Erection

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Somebody once chiseled on stone something about not worshipping false idols, but they never laid eyes on Tim Tebow’s chiseled abs.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT GREAT

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Tim and Hannah Witt, a happily married couple who may or may not be cousins, named their first son Tyde.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

NICK SABAN IS LOYAL… TO MONEY

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Well, it's finally official: Nick Saban is taking his mercenary coaching awesomeness to Alabama, where anything less national championships and unbridled spectaculosity will be seen as a failure.


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