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Texans-Jaguars Battle For First Pick Live Blog

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Which loser will triumph despite it being against their best interests?

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Way to Go, Adam Schein

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Wanna see the worst preseason Super Bowl pick?

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Ed Reed Cut By Texans; There’s A Ballhawk on The Market

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For one of the marquee acquisitions of off-season free agency, Ed Reed had little impact on the Texans other than missing games due to injury and claiming the team got outcoached and outplayed by the opposition.

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Week 10 Late Games Open Thread

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The interim head coach timeslot!

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Case Keenum: Huddle Samurai

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We'd be remiss if we let pass the comment made by Cris Collinsworth during Sunday Night Football about Case Keenum's masterful hundle-entering skills.

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Case Keenum Performs Admirably In Another Losing Effort

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The Texans went into halftime leading the first place team in the AFC South by three scores.

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Colts-Texans Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Case Keenum played admirably two weeks ago in Kansas City in his first career NFL start.

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AFC South Midseason Report Card

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You will take this class seriously.

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Week 7 Late Game Open Threads

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[via] Jake Locker gets his first start since the Titans' Week 4 blowout of the Jets, giving Tennessee a much better shot at pulling an upset over the 49ers.

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Keep Matt Schaub Away From The Texans Gun Grill

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A grill constructed to look like a gun is a very Texas thing.

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Free Agent So Desperate To Return To NFL He’s Willing To Play For The Texans

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Free Agent So Desperate To Return To NFL He's Willing To Play For The Texans, A Team That Booed Their Last Quarterback When He Was Injured - The real headline I wanted to use if it didn't violate what loosely goes for a style guide around here.

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Just A Reminder: Fans Are The Worst

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The real losers yesterday turned out not to be on the field or on the sidelines (sorry Greg Schiano), but in the stands, as fans in both San Francisco and Houston did normal fan-type things like cheering and the wave, except when they did these fan-type things players were down with injuries on the field.

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Texans’ Pick-Six Streak Now At Five Games

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Because Matt Schaub left the blowout against the Rams with an injury, it's the team's pick-six streak that is extended instead of his own.

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Matt Schaub Gets An Unwelcome Visitor

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Schaub: Ah, nothing like a glass of warm milk before bed.

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Texans-49ers Live Blog, First Half

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After that Broncos-Cowboys game, it's kinda tough to be ready for more football, let alone six more hours of football, without a brief rest but here we go.

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Matt Schaub Mockery Now In Burger Form

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In the wake of Houston's meltdown loss to the Seahawks, we've already seen frustrated Texans fans burning Matt Schaub's jersey as the quarterback's third pick-six in three games snatched defeat from the hands of victory.


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