POSSIBLE RACISM

‘Noah’ Co-Writer Ari Handel Explains (Badly) Why There Weren’t Any Black People In Noah

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Ari Handel explains that there weren't any black people in 'Noah' because it's a myth. Wait, what?

PASSION OF THE CHRIST

In Honor Of Hollywood’s Bible Boner, Here Are The 5 Most Unbearable Biblical Epics

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With 'Noah' out, 'Exodus' in production, and Hollywood's Bible boner at full mast, Heather takes a look at the five most unbearable Biblical epics.

#CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

Box Office: ‘Captain America’ Earns $300 Million Worldwide, Sets April Record

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'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' was a big flop for Marvel. Haha, just kidding.

#superman

Darren Aronofsky Explains Why He Didn't Direct 'Wolverine' Or 'Man Of Steel'

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In case you were wondering exactly why Darren Aronofsky ditched production on the Wolverine sequel to direct a big boat movie.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Weekend Box Office: Jesus Stomps Schwarzenegger

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'Noah' became Russell Crowe's highest-grossing film of all time, while Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sabotage got trounced by a Jesus movie starring Kevin Sorbo.

WEEKEND MOVIE GUIDE

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘Noah’ Is The Perfect Party Boat Movie For Spring Break

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'Noah' headlines a pretty big weekend at the box office, as Arnold kills everyone in sight in 'Sabotage.'

#Fascinating Facts

Morpheus And 9 Other Famous Roles Almost Portrayed By Russell Crowe

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Can't get Russell Crowe for your movie? There's a solution for that: Hugh Jackman.

#FILMDRUNK REVIEWS

‘Noah’ Review: 40 Odd Days Of Incest

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Like Russell Crowe himself, 'Noah' is a big, bloated, beautiful mess.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 196: Author/Basketball Player Paul Shirley

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The Frotcast welcomes Paul Shirley, formerly of the Suns, Timberwolves, Hawks, Unicaja Malaga, etc.

NOAH

Old Man Letterman Explained 'Harry Potter' To Hermione Granger Herself, Emma Watson

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David Letterman talking about Quidditch to Emma Watson is EVERYTHING.

#COSPLAY

Drew Brees Is Bringing Movie Cosplay To A Biblical Level

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Drew Brees and his wife got to check out a screening of Noah the other night, and because they’re just the most wholesome and squeaky clean couple in the NFL, they decided to dress up for it.

NOAH

Glenn Beck Hated ‘Noah,’ Which He Calls ‘Babylonian Chainsaw Massacre’

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The guy who converted to Mormonism mocked 'Noah' for its lack of believability.

RUSSELL CROWE

The Pope Blessed Russell Crowe, Just Not His Movie

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The Pope has blessed Russell Crowe while declining to watch his movie.

RUSSELL CROWE

The Pope Canceled His Meeting With Russell Crowe :-(

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Russell Crowe wanted to meet with The Pope, but he said he gave up Australians for Lent.

#THIS WEEK IN POSTERS

This Week In Posters: March 13th, 2014

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Johnny Depp is here to remind you that the singularity is wearing eyeliner, in this week in posters.

RUSSELL CROWE

Paramount Is Adding A Disclaimer To ‘Noah’ Ads Because Jesus Said So

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Paramount is adding a disclaimer to their 'Noah' marketing so that people know it's a Russell Crowe movie and not literal truth from the mouth of Yahweh.

VARIETY

Paramount Isn’t Happy With Variety’s Report On A ‘Faith-Driven Consumer’ Poll About ‘Noah’

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After Variety loosely tied 'Noah' to a survey from Faith Based Consumers, Paramount issued a statement about the film's acceptance from religious people.

NOAH

Nick Nolte Looks Very Excited To Be Joining The Cast Of ‘Noah’

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Darren Aronofsky Tweeted this unflattering picture of Nick Nolte to announce that he'd joined the cast of 'Noah.'

#TRAILERS

SUPER BOAT (‘Noah’ Trailer Parody)

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What if Noah built his ark for recreational purposes.


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