This Motorcycle Racer’s Bruised Butt Is A Purple Nightmare

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This superbike racers bruised butt is a NSFW reminder of the dangers that can occur when you risk your tush for extreme sports.

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NOPE: Australian Fishermen Pulled This Horrifying Nightmare Beast Out Of The Ocean

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A group of Australian fishermen pulled a fully-grown, extremely rare frilled shark out of the water HOLY HELL THAT'S THIS THINGS FACE?

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An Icelandic Brewery Is Making A Beer Flavored With Endangered Whale Testicles

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Soon you will be able to purchase an Icelandic beer made with the cured testicles of the endangered fin whale. Hooray for you.

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Science Says That Men Who Lose Their Balls Might Live Many Years Longer

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A new report cites multiple studies that link castration to living a longer life, but some scientists aren't so sure. Also one writer.



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In which a grouper eats a 4-foot shark in one bite, because the ocean is never not terrifying.


Golf’s Newest Hazard? RATTLESNAKES!


A Marine and Vietnam vet was bitten by a rattlesnake while golfing, and he really didn't make a big deal of such an otherwise horrifying thing.


Take A Look At The Verrückt Meg-A-Blaster, Soon To Be The World’s Tallest Waterslide

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Next year, the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Water Park will unveil the 140-foot tall Verruckt Meg-A-Blaster waterslide, the tallest in the world.


Syfy In Real Life: Testicle-Eating Fish From The Amazon Are Invading Europe

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Fishermen in Sweden recently caught a pacu, a relative of the piranha best-known for biting people's testicles off.

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