Posts Tagged: NOPE

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Golf’s Newest Hazard? RATTLESNAKES!

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A Marine and Vietnam vet was bitten by a rattlesnake while golfing, and he really didn't make a big deal of such an otherwise horrifying thing.

NOPE

Six Flags Has Finished Construction On The Pants-Wetting ‘Zumanjaro: Drop Of Doom’

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Named the 'Drop of Doom,' the newest ride at Six Flags Great Adventure is the world's tallest and scariest drop ride at 41 stories and 90 mph speed.

NOPE

Pennsylvania Man Gets Chainsaw Lodged In His Neck, Lives To See The Insane X-Ray

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A tree trimmer narrowly survived a near-deadly accident this week when his chainsaw kicked back and lodged into his neck and shoulder.

FUNNY OR DIE

The Latest ‘First Kiss’ Parody, ‘First Sh*t’ Is Both Funny And Horrifying

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Funny Or Die's First Kiss Parody, First Sh*t, just put an end to the First Kiss parodies.

NOPE

Creepy Pastor Bans Women From Wearing Underwear In Church So They Can Be 'Closer To God'

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I personally never take my underwear off for God on the first date.

NOPE

Today’s Internet Nightmare Fuel Is Brought To You By A Santa Ana Snake Hoarder

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A Santa Ana teacher was arrested after nearly 400 snakes were found in the man's home.

AUSTRALIA

The Internet Is Providing A Second Miracle For A British Skydiver Who Survived A 12,000-Foot Fall

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Friends, family and complete strangers have donated more than $49,000 to 31-year old skydiver Ben Cornick after he fell 12,000 feet and lived.

Kansas City

Take A Look At The Verrückt Meg-A-Blaster, Soon To Be The World’s Tallest Waterslide

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Next year, the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Water Park will unveil the 140-foot tall Verruckt Meg-A-Blaster waterslide, the tallest in the world.

Dozens Of The World’s Deadliest Spider + Grocery Store Banana + London Family = NOPE.

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That banana you're eating could be coated in deadly spiders. Sorry.

halloween costumes

White People Are Dressing As George Zimmerman Shooting Trayvon Martin For Halloween

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NOPE. Dressing as George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin for Halloween? NOPE NOPE NOPE.

BEES

Giant Sting-Crazy Chinese Hornets Are Going To Kill Us All

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "GIGANTIC MURDEROUS HORNETS FROM CHINA EVERYBODY PANIC."

CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME

Alan Moore Clarifies, ‘I’m Not The Northampton Clown, But It Might Be My Fault’

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Alan Moore -- who wrote 'The Watchmen' when he wasn't busy being a Mall Santa / Rasputin impersonator -- goes on record about the Northampton Clown.

FX

The ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Teasers Ranked From Least To Most Terrifying

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An in-depth look at the teaser trailers for FX's "American Horror Story: Coven," ranking them from least terrifying to most terrifAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SNAKES NO NOPE NO.


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