NUTSHOTS

Until ‘Ow, My Balls!’ Is A Reality, Please Enjoy This Hilarious Nutshot Compilation

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Who doesn't love a good nutshot compilation? Go ahead and click, we won't tell anyone.

#video games

‘Sniper Elite III’ Continues The Grand Tradition Of Shooting Hitler In The Ball

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'Sniper Elite III' lets you give a sudden, traumatic vasectomy to the one man in modern history who genuinely deserves it.

unnecessary sequels

‘Saw VIII’ Is Happening Because Why On Earth Wouldn’t It?

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Despite the fact that it has been three years since Saw 3D was in theaters, Lionsgate is reportedly planning Saw VIII.

OUCH

Gymnast Girl Lands Devastating Handspring Nutshot

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Behold, the most acrobatic (and least pleasant) form of birth control.

PARKOUR

Brutal Parkour Fail

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This poor guy might be the first person to simultaneously suffer a nutshot and a faceplant in the same stunt attempt.

OUCH

Painful Nutshot Compilation

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Some of the best (most painful) <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/nutshots/">nutshot</a> clips the Internet has to offer, all in one video.

WELLS

Well Drilling Fail

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This attempt to drill a water well features fail after fail, culminating in maximum pain at the very end of the clip.

PRANKS

Blindfolded Nutshot Prank

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A deviously clever young man challenges his "friend" to complete a blindfolded task, with painful results.

OUCH

Insane Backflip Nutshots

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Two of the most painful-looking nutshots you will ever see, and both were absorbed by the same guy.

OUCH

Incredible Balance Beam Backflip Nutshot

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Horse, the self-proclaimed "King of the Nutshots," takes his talents to the balance beam.

SOTO ROBERTO LAGO

Pepe, The Ndamukong Suh Of Soccer

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I almost called him "The Ndamukong Suh Of Football.

OUCH

The Ultimate Nutshot Compilation

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The most painful shots to the man area the Internet has to offer, all in one video.

SOCCER

Lukasz Piszczek Needs To Get His Pisz Checked

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get it In the spiritual successor to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/soccer-penalty-kick-hits-the-post-then-hits-the-post" target="_blank">a soccer ball ricocheting into a goalie's crotch</a>, Borussia Dortmund’s defender Lukasz Piszczek slides to stop a goal and slides testes-first into the goal post.

SOCCER

The Most Painful Way to Stop a Goal

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Polish defender Lukasz Piszczek takes one for the team.

RUSSIA

Russian Bike Jump Fail

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This one's going to require extra vodka.

TEAM USA

Move Over, Melissa Tancredi: Nicolas Batum Just Stole The Show

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While people want to turn video of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/melissa-tancredi-the-2012-summer-olympics-gold-medalist-in-poor-sportsmanship">Melissa Tancredi stepping on Carli Lloyd’s head</a> into the next Zapruder film, I think the majority of us can agree that Argentina’s Facundo Campazzo <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/carmelo-anthony-usa-argentina-groin-punch-video">blatantly hitting Carmelo Anthony in the nuts</a> was one of the lowest points of Olympic competition.

#Mashups

Women hate your testicles: The Supercut

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I guess our video editor, Oliver Noble, felt bad for his last mash up, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/men-slapping-women-the-supercut" target="_blank">The Golden Age of Broad Smacking</a> (which featured, among other things, Ronald Reagan slappin' down a bitch like she was Granada), because he just made this one, featuring various womyn exercising their discontent with patriarchal oppression through righteous groin punts (this is his second <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/11/a-childrens-treasury-of-nut-shots-in-movie-trailers" target="_blank">compilation of nutshots</a>, in case you were keeping score).

#NFL

Favre’s Junk Is All Over The Place

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Incredibly talented sports and TV personality Jenn Sterger is at the center of a NFL investigation concerning Brett Favre's wrinkled old penis, but we all know plenty about this already, and if you don't then you need to catch up the gross way by checking out this post at <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/10/say-would-you-like-to-see-an-alleged-picture-of-brett-favre%E2%80%99s-penis-nsfw.html">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> from last week.

#MLB

ADRIAN BELTRE TAKES ONE FOR THE TWINS

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It's bizarre how "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achilles">Achilles</a>' heel" came to be part of the medical lexicon, with the name of the large tendon running down the back of the leg to the heel now named for the legend of the Ancient Greek.


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