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Raiders-Broncos MNF Live Blog, Second Half

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So this game has played out almost exactly as predicted, so it's the small things we have to appreciate.

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Raiders-Broncos MNF Live Blog, First Half

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You know, sometimes there are terrible primetime games that the schedule makers couldn't have never seen coming.

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The Oakland Raiders New Mascot: 80% Head, 20% Legs = 100% Creepy Nightmare

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Today the Oakland Raiders introduced their new mascot, Raider Rusher, to fans ahead of their Monday Night Football matchup against the Denver Broncos.

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Terrelle Pryor Knocks Over Sideline Official, Offers No Apology, Has Tattoos

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Terrelle Pryor, default starting QB for the Raiders showed us all just how little he respected the people who work so hard 2 make this NFL game enjoyable for fans when he technically asssaulted a sideline reporter and didnt offer him a handup a friendly smile or even a autograph's he'll give to anyone with a sterile needle and a barb wire template.

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The Raiders QB Situation Is The Latest Hilarious Mess

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[via] While the Jets are all set to be a disaster at quarterback for the entire season, they are going to need company to keep the rest of the league entertained.

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Raiders Players Betting Each Other To Jump Over Cars

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Because the leap over the car by cornerback Taiwan Jones was successful, it prevents this stunt from ranking high on most Raiders things ever, but it's nice that he's trying, though.

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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders

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Last year: 4-12, third place in AFC West Acquisitions: Matt Flynn, Josh Cribbs, Charles Woodson, Tracy Porter, Chris Kluwe, D.

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We're Through The Looking Glass, People: Chris Kluwe Wore Google Glass To Training Camp

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Chris Kluwe wore Google Glass to Raiders training camp, and if you ever thought combining Madden with 'Mirror's Edge' would be fun, here you go.

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Weis and The BJs — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Via reader Chris: Charlie Weis at a Bon Jovi concert thronged by women with suggestive shirts.

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Conan's Tiger Woods / Paula Deen Mash-Up Is Hilarious Nightmare Fuel

Yesterday, two days ago Conan O'Brien had Chris Bosh on and discussed a lot of important stuff, like playing in the NBA Championships against your idol and how to avoid being decapitated by a bridge during your victory parade.

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Chris Kluwe Forced To Choose Football Over Partying With The Gays

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As a recognition of his ongoing efforts to be a friend of the gays, Chris Kluwe was invited to the White House next Thursday for an event marking LGBT Pride Month.

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Other Pointless NFL Jobs Besides Raiders PR: Trimming The Fat

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The Raiders fired or murdered there PR Director or VP Zak Gilbert or whatever this weekend and I’m not sure why we’re supposed to care anymore, much less be suprised when the Raiders do something that 2 dozen college educated journalists disagree with.

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Josh Cribbs’s First Feature Film Has A Movie Poster: THE MURDERS OF BRANDYWINE THEATER

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Image via Eddy Spaghetti Productions Josh Cribbs has more than a new contract in Oakland to celebrate, the independent horror film THE MURDERS OF BRANDYWINE THEATER he stars in with wrestler Diamond Dallas Page, Martin Klebba (PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, "Scrubs" and Dian Bachar (BASEKETBALL, "South Park", "Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place") and no less than Les Claypool of Primus as the voice of Moxxy released its first movie post this week.

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Team Icy — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Conan O'Brien is taping in Atlanta this week.

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Jared Veldheer Looks Like A Gears of War Character

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The Raiders are switching from a zone to power blocking scheme this coming season, which gave left tackle Jared Veldheer a reason to get ridiculously swole, to the point that he barely resembles an actual person.

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Each U.S. President According to Their Assumed NFL Allegiance

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[Click image to embiggen] A Uni Watch reader named Alec Tolivaisa submitted this Photoshop of NFL jerseys for each U.

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The Best "Dezzing" Photos

Jimmy Kimmel asked viewers to imitate Desmond Bryant's incredible mug shot.


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