PRESIDENT OBAMA

Yes, GloZell Green Just Said Dick To The President Of The United States

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YouTube comedienne GloZell Green basically called Fidel Castro a dick to President Barack Obama during his YouTube interview.

#Larry Wilmore

Larry Wilmore Thinks Obama ‘Doesn’t Give A F*ck’ In The 2015 #SOTU

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No wonder the President was being all 'audacious and hope-y' during the annual address.

STATE OF THE UNION

Here’s How Obama Is Planning To Improve Your Internet

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American Internet infrastructure will almost certainly come up in the State of the Union tonight. Here's what Obama will talk about.

Hitler Comparisons

Congressman Randy Weber Apologizes For Comparing President Obama To Hitler

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Rep. Randy Weber compared President Obama to Adolf Hitler in a since-deleted tweet.

the colbert report

President Obama Delivers His Own Word On ‘The Colbert Report’ Tonight

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The Commander in Chief will be taking over Stephen Colbert's desk for his own version of 'The Word' on tonight's 'The Colbert Report.'

RACISM

An Incredibly Racist Sign ‘Thanking’ Africa For AIDS And Ebola Is Causing Controversy In Nebraska

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A resident of Minden, otherwise known as the "Christmas City," decided to thank the African continent for AIDS, Ebola, and Obama.

Obama

Here’s President Obama Hugging A Koala At G20

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Instead of solving the world's problem, Obama and other leaders spent time hugging a koala at the G20. What a bunch of lazy, adorable bums.

left hander's day

Celebrate Left Hander’s Day With The Most Scientific Southpaw Ranking Of All-Time

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Today is Left Hander's Day, so let's celebrate our favorite lefties with a Top 100 ranking that officially determines the best of all-time.

UKRAINE

The Wall Street Journal’s Hacked Facebook Said Air Force One Crashed In Russia

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The Wall Street Journal posted on Facebook that Air Force One went down. They were hacked.

TEXAS

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.

#JOAN RIVERS

Joan Rivers: Michelle Obama Is ‘A Tranny’ And ‘We All Know It’

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What does Joan Rivers have to say about President Obama and his wife Michelle? Offensive things, that's what.

#2014 FIFA World Cup

The Entire United States Stopped Working To Watch The World Cup, Including President Obama

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It seems all of America stopped what they were doing to watch the USA face Germany. Even the President!

#2014 FIFA World Cup

Sorry, But Barack Obama Did Not Play Soccer For England In The World Cup

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You can actually purchase a Team England World Cup coffee mug that was made when someone couldn't tell Chris Smalling and Obama apart.

WORLD WAR 2

President Obama Will Introduce The History Channel’s ‘The World Wars’

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President Obama will introduce the six-part History Channel series 'The World Wars' for Memorial Day. Real History!

WHITE HOUSE

This Is What It Looks Like When Obama Takes A Stroll To Meet Random People

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Instead of going directly to the Department of the Interior, President Obama decided to walk around and talk to some random people.

#SELFIES

The White House Is Banning Obama Selfies. Thanks, David Ortiz & Samsung!

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The dumbest "scandal" of the year just got dumber, as the White House might ban selfies.

#SELFIES

The White House Is Not Cool With David Ortiz’s Selfie Being Used By Samsung

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After Samsung took credit for the selfie David Ortiz took with President Obama, the White House legal counsel took matters into its own hands.

SLEAZY POLITICIANS

Donald Rumsfeld: 'A Trained Ape' Could've Handled Afghanistan’s President Better Than Obama

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Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld thinks a trained ape could do better than President Obama. Not the best choice of words, Rummy.

Obama

Jay Mariotti's Screed About Obama's Bracket Picks Is His Hottest Hunk Of Horse Crap Yet

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Irrelevant and washed up sports columnist Jay Mariotti has turned to bashing President Obama's NCAA Tourney picks for page views.


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