Posts Tagged: OBITUARY

bad moms

Parents: Be Nice To Your Kids, Or Else They’ll Write A Savage Obituary Like This One

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Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick was a bad mom, so her children wrote her a savage obituary.

obituaries

‘Waffle House Customer’ Toni Larroux Has Maybe The Funniest Obituary Ever

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Antonia W. "Toni" Larroux lived an amazing life and has a fantastic, hilarious obituary.

obits

Keith Ratliff, One Half Of The Popular FPSRussia YouTube Channel, Murdered In Georgia

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Keith Ratliff, who co-runs the sixth most popular YouTube channel FPSRussia, is dead at age 32 in a suspected homicide.

JAMES BOND

Dead Man Chooses New James Bond Movie Over Pointless Flowers In Obituary

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"In lieu of flowers and in his honor, go see the new James Bond movie."

APOLLO

Remembering Neil Armstrong, The 'White-Socks, Pocket-Protector, Nerdy Engineer'

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Let's take a moment to elaborate upon just how awesome Neil Armstrong was. Bonus: Buzz Aldrin punches a moon landing denier.

BEAR RIDE

Tip A Forty Of Tang For Pioneering Astronaut And All-Around Awesome Person Sally Ride

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Sally Ride was the first American woman to go to space, and the youngest American to go to space at the time. She was cooler than you.

CHRISTOPH WALTZ

R.I.P. Trololo Guy Eduardo Khil

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When we first saw Eduardo Khil (AKA the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/03/edward_gil_hill_soviet_trololololo_dude">Trololo Guy</a>) back in 2010, we regarded the video with bemusement and weren't even annoyed when it became widely parodied and repeated.

ANDERSON COOPER

RIP Meow, The 39-Pound Cat

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Heaven just got a little bit heavier.

Blade Runner

A Look Back On The Iconic Art Of Jean "Moebius" Giraud

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Just a week after the awful news that we've lost <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2012/03/25-beautiful-paintings-from-ralph-mcquarrie">Ralph McQuarrie</a>, we're sad to report <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Giraud" target="_blank">Jean Giraud</a>, AKA Moebius, has <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/17327374" target="_blank">passed away</a> at the age of 73 after a long battle with cancer.

Music

Whitney Houston Has Died

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/02/whitney-houston-has-died/attachment/whitneyhouston-shutterstock/" rel="attachment wp-att-55611"></a><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5im2K2XXLlbUkbTob5csuNcRdg-RQ">AP</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/11/whitney-houston-dead/">TMZ</a>, and <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/11/showbiz/whitney-houston-dead/index.html">CNN</a> report legendary performer Whitney Houston has died at age 48, as confirmed by her publicist Kristen Foster.

LOTR

We Bid Adieu To Bob Anderson, The Other Darth Vader

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We can only hope our names will someday be followed by the title of SWORDMASTER.

COMPUTERS

Tip Your 40s For Dennis Ritchie, The Giant Whose Shoulders We Stand Upon

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although we'd like to believe he died while valiantly saving humanity from an army of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/10/a-well-armed-raptor-riding-a-shark-and-links/hellyes2-shark-dinosaur-gun-dynamite">heavily-armed velociraptors riding sharks</a>.

BEN 10

Dwayne McDuffie Was Pretty Awesome

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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_McDuffie">Dwayne McDuffie</a> died on Monday at the age of 49 due to complications from surgery.


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