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8.20 The Cooler

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Ashleigh Hue Why Pussy Riot Is Big in America, But Not Russia [Vulture] Serge Ibaka, Thunder Agree To 4-Year, $48M Extension [Slam] Rick Ross Takes A Trip To Lagos, Nigeria [Hip-Hop Wired] John Lennon's Killer Gets Parole Hearing This Week [MSN] Chad Johnson's Former Publicist Weighs In On His Arrest [C+D] BOOM.


This Week in Posters and Stills: Magic Mike is going to be the best movie of all time

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I'm going to level with you folks: This blogging game, it moves fast.


The Octomom Porno something something can't stop vomiting

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While I've been screaming to anyone who would listen for the past five years that Lindsay Lohan should be sentenced to do porno, she has somehow continued to commit crimes and book fake movie roles while not sucking penises on camera as a slap in God's face.


10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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Welcome to a new weekly feature that we’ll be running in which we make a bunch of predictions about the upcoming week in sports.


ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.


Morning Links Are Like An Accent Mark

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This is my FunFunFun Fest print from the weekend, autographed right in the middle by Donald Glover.


Morning Links: Do You Dare To Continue?


Links Reebok Broke, Reebok Broke: Company Agrees To Pay $25 Million In Toning Shoe Refunds - R.


Jose Canseco And Octomom Sitting In A Tree

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By all accounts, Jose Canseco is a delusional maniac, unfolding mentally in front of more than 400,000 followers on Twitter.

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