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Behold The Beach Where LEGO Washes Up On The Shore

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Thanks to a shipping accident, the beaches of Cornwall have some very strange plastic residents.

TUPAC SHAKUR

The Outlawz Claim They Smoked Tupac’s Ashes

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If you were trolling for some Freaky Friday, Hip-Hop news, you got it.

VIDEOS

Meet Mason, The Baby Basketball Genius

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The current generation of toddlers never ceases to amaze.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

Caitlin Burke, The One Letter “Wheel Of Fortune” Wizard

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=146287"> How do you solve a "Wheel Of Fortune" puzzle with just one letter, shocking the world in the process? Ask Caitlin Burke, who took an "L" and <a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/wheel-of-fortune-winner-explains-one-letter-solve_article_39504">then solved the mystery phrase</a>.

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“They Rapin’ E’erybody” In Huntsville

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/07/they-rapin-eerybody-in-huntsville"> <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/t-baby">T-Baby</a> and Detroit metro, meet the latest competition for the crown, Huntsville, Alabama.

VIDEOS

Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish!

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<a href="http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/04/new_brunswick_man_surrenders_i.html"> Extreme hunger may impair your judgment. But this is too good to be true. Might as well cut to the chase on this one. A New Jersey man grew quite impatient with time it took to prepare the immaculate Filet-O-Fish sandwich he pined for at 4:30 in the morning. So he hopped out the window of his girl's car in the drive through and smacked the employee fixing up his meal. He reportedly asked him to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIq92yp_a0c">"gimme that fish"</a> à la a certain wall mounted bass according to <a href="http://www.nbcnewyork.com/station/as-seen-on/Gimme_That_Filet-o-Fish__Exclusive_Video_of_Drive-Thru_Snack_Attack_New_York.html">this news story</a>.

VIDEOS

And We Present “Poker Face” Performed On Four iPhones

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<a href="http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/30"> As the Internet gets exponentially vaster by the minute, one would think things would stop being surprising. There are only so many pictures of cats, videos of people running into buses and parodies of popular songs you can see before it becomes one big blur. However, every once in a while a clip will pop up with something as ridiculous as a Japanese girl recreating a #1 hit with surprisingly high quality--solely assisted by four iPhones. And this is when you get sucked right back into the matrix. Lady Gaga must be somewhere beaming with pride. Via <a href="http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/2010/03/30">Today's Big Thing</a>.

SMOKE BREAK

Never Under Estimate The Power Of Booze…

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I was just laughing at the expense of others over at the genius <a href="http://failblog.org/page/10/">Failblog</a>, saw this atrocity and thought y'all would appreciate.

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“The Kool-Aid”

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No need to fear corporations spiking your drinking water in hopes for you to buy their product.

VIDEOS

“Too Wong Foo” – Mayor Of East Cleveland Caught Cross-Dressing

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Oh why won't the city of Cleveland build on KiD CuDi's momentum.

Wook Kundor

She’s On The Market…

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For all you males looking to take Beyoncé's advice, Wook Kandor is looking for one of you studs to put a ring on it.

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Lovers & Friends

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I think the last time I posted a offbeat pic & included a story with it, people focused on <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/08/depth-perception">the bonfire story</a> instead of taking notice of <a href="http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cow-540x405.jpg">the cows procreating</a> in the background.

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Badvertising: You See It Images

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If you attend enough local rap shows, you get accustomed to being bombarded by 5x7 promo flyers.

VIDEOS

What’s Beef? Moo & Oink Knows

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As part of my J-school work, I have to do research on Chicago-area food processors.

SNUGGIE

“Get Busy Snuggin’…”

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Well, it's not technically a Snuggie.

SMOKE BREAK

“And All This Time You Were Worried About The Conflicker Worm…”

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In some vague metropolis in the US, they better be watching out for the time traveler on Friday.

SMOKE BREAK

Sweet, Organic, Maple Bacon Pops!!!

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Cleaning out our spam filter can be a full-time job in itself (word to you select few who've been coerced by Lulu to visit C E L E B M I N G L E to finally meet your soulmate).

SPORTS

ESPN’s Most Dedicated Blogger: Lil Wayne

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I like to tattoo the important things on my body.

SMOKE BREAK

“I Don’t Like The Look Of This…”

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Somebody cue <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VL7MWXY_Gc">that Backwudz</a>, stat.


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