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Celebrating Six Years of NFL Dick Jokery

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Six years ago, I had two shitty jobs that I worked 65 hours a week because neither was enough to keep me afloat in New York City.

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KSK Scripps National Spelling Bee Live Blog

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As with most things that have become KSK off-season fixtures, the spelling bee live blog began as something we did once because we were bored and/or wasted, only for it to become an annual thing because it's fun.

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Fans Trolling En Masse Is Just Beautiful

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We do a lot of soccer bashing around these parts, but in this case we're willing to put sports prejudice aside and acknowledge true greatness.

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Gay Super Bowl LXXXIV Open Thread

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This year's Oscar field might be the worst ever.

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COUNTERPOINT: ‘Chink in the Armor’ Editor’s Apology Is Selfish, Manipulative

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I don't know Anthony Federico, the ESPN editor who lost his job after coming up with the now-infamous "Chink in the Armor" headline about Jeremy Lin.

OLD PEOPLE

Off-Topic: Handy Icebreakers for When the Person Sitting in Front of You on an Airplane Is Dead

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Here's a travel note for Peter King: I only slept about 30 minutes on the redeye I took back from the West Coast on Tuesday night.

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Off-Topic: Delayed Holiday Programming

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Many of you sent nice emails/tweets/comments to veterans and fallen servicemen for Memorial Day, and I'd like to take a moment to thank those who shared their appreciation.

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KSK Off-Topic: A Children’s Treasury of Tiger Woods Commercial Parodies

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Nike Golf yesterday debuted this unsettling and cynically timed ad featuring a recording of the late Earl Woods speaking a few vaguely relevant questions about learning from mistakes while Tiger is filmed in black and white blinking.

sank you berry much

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CELEBRATE THE GAY SUPER BOWL WITH THE NON-HOLLYWOOD GAY MAFIA.

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KSK Off Topic: How To Foil A Child Molester

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When I was ten years old, I was a member of a swim team at a local country club.

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$1,968.46 Well Spent, CBS

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Of all the celebrities who didn't get the chance to blow me off in Miami, Andy Rooney is the one I'm saddest of all that I missed.

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Off-Topic: Shooting The Value Menu

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DIRECTOR: Alright, everyone are we ready.

this week in f k you

This Week in F–k You: Labradoodle Owners

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We’re in the slowest stretch of the offseason now: the dreaded post-draft period.

Seriously? Fuck the Lakers

‘I did it! I finally won it without Shaq!’

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KOBE BRYANT: Oh my Lord, this is the greatest feeling ever.

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F–K YOU, PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR UNSOLICITED RECOMMENDATIONS IN ENTERTAINMENT

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We’re in the slowest stretch of the offseason now: the dreaded post-draft period.

pushing jorts guy down the page

“I’ve Heard About Your Box.”

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Batman, in town for a boat show, confronts Jerry "The King" Lawler dressed as Superman at a TV station in Memphis.

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KSK Off-Topic: Board Games for Rapists

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div#main{overflow:visible;} To stave off the specter of boredom or maybe just to sublimate our own latent rapey urges, the Gay Mafia occasionally engages in hour-long sessions of e-mail-based rape joke bandying.

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Open Legs by Jane Seymour

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[Tinkly piano bullshit] My mother used to say always keep your legs open It's the only way to give and receive love But sometimes you have to jam those legs shut to get the chintzy jewelry you want for Valentine's Day.


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