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KSK O/T: Weatherbee Should Punch Him in the Dick

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Ringo Starr, one of the three two surviving members of the Beatles, along with that guy who got divorced by that greedy amputee bitch and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, has issued the diktat to his fans that he will no longer be receiving their fan mail as of next Monday.

Why'd he have to bring me into this?

Jason McIntyre, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

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The Big Lead has long been sports bloggers' quiet in-joke.

OFF TOPIC

KSK Off-Topic – Worst Drivers In America By Make

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I live suburban Maryland and work in suburban Virginia.

Unsilent Majority

Holy Crap, Whadid I Miss? Maj’s Off-Topicakke

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You don't have to be a douchebag to be a good skier, but it certainly helps.

Unsilent Majority

Random Notes From Around the World

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Football's laborious off-season is officially upon us, but there are all sorts of fun things going on outside of the NFL.

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Another reason not to put ketchup on a bratwurst

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Apparently, among our demented readership are some of the twisted bastards at Ketchup Friends.

xmas ape

“One Senior Citizen and One Chief Justice of the Supreme Court”

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Even the most lay readers of this site know we're alt.

totally awesome reader submissions

Laundry Night…The Musical!

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Performed live from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines.

Unsilent Majority

Watching the ESPYs So You Don’t Have To: You Can’t Put a Leash On J-Dog

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After days of meticulous editing the ESPY's finally aired last night, although nobody's quite sure why.

OFF TOPIC

KSK Off-Topic: Because You Absolutely Deserve to See This

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I'm not even going to try to pass this off as something obliquely NFL-related by connecting Cadillac the Unicorn to Cadillac Williams, or by saying that the gay 8-year-old boy has a passing resemblance to Eli Manning, or that this looks like something Brady Quinn dreamed up.

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Self-Referential and Off-Topic: If This Is Anyone but the Hollywood Gay Mafia, You’re Stealing our Bit!

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Christmas Ape, as you may or may not know, is our resident journalist / NPR-listener, and as such his off-season duties include staying abreast of new Noam Chomsky writings and reading Women's Wear Daily, which he claims is a great source for journo-industry news.

#NIGHTMARE FUEL

KSK Off-Topic – Rick Majerus’ 10 Favorite Public Places To Masturbate

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It's tournament time, and thoughts of football are distant at best.

OFF TOPIC

KSK Off-Topic: Lashing Out at Our Readers Because We Hurt the Ones We Love

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Back in February, several astute readers noted that I never chronicled my tales of debauchery at the Penthouse party.

OFF TOPIC

KSK Off-Topic: Travels with Borat

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Putatively in honor of the release of Borat on DVD on Tuesday, though more so because I don't feel like discussing the Steelers releasing J Peezy or having the league investigate one of their physicians, I feel like regaling our readers with my immaterial, rambling tale of briefly living with a perverted Kazak.


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