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Someone In Ohio Is Posting Flyers For A ‘Straight White Guy Festival’

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While it's probably a hoax, someone in Clintonville, Ohio has been posting flyers for a Straight White Guy Festival on September 20.

BROS BEING BROS

This High School Valedictorian’s LeBron James Burn Wasn’t Very Sick Or Good

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A high school valedictorian in Ohio made fun of Lebron James for having cramps in Game 1 of the NBA Finals and his bros loved it.

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A Mom Is Blaming Another Stabbing On Internet Legend Slender Man

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A mom in Ohio is blaming an attack on her daughter's slight interest in Slender Man.

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A Crowd Of Shoppers Literally Knocked The Mall Doors Off Their Hinges To Get The New Air Jordans

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A mob of irrationally angry shoppers knocked the doors off their hinges at an Ohio mall so they could all rush to get a voucher for new Air Jordans.

Football

Take A Moment To Appreciate Darnell Tate’s Amazing Acrobatic Catch

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HS WR Darnell Tate of Ohio made an incredible, acrobatic catch on Friday and you should take a moment to count his spins and rotations.

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Kyrie Irving Is Now Responsible For All Cleveland Sports Fan Abandonment Issues

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A precocious child asked Cleveland Cavaliers star Kyrie Irving if he was going to leave them like LeBron left them, because Cleveland still has issues.

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A Drunk Ohio Man Led Police On A Car Chase So He Could Finish A Big Mac

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An Ohio man failed to stop for police officers when he was reported for driving recklessly and he led them on a chase so he could eat his Big Mac.

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An Ohio Man Sold His Copy Of The Amazing Spider-Man No. 1 To Pay For His Daughter's Wedding

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A retired father in Ohio dug up his old comic books and sold his copy of The Amazing Spider-Man No. 1 to help pay for his daughter's wedding.

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That Funny Taste In Your Subway Sandwich Is Penis. Enjoy!

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I had a job-training yesterday in Dublin, Ohio (hometown of our very own Ryan J.

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Want To Watch Frank Solich Ride A Tricycle Set To ‘Revenge Of The Nerds’ Music?

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On Saturday, a number of wonderful local celebrities, from the mayor to Ohio University football coach Frank Solich, put their pride and humility on the backburners for a good cause, as they competed in a series of tricycle races as part of a fundraiser for OhioHealth Heart and Vascular at the O’Bleness Memorial Hospital in Athens, Ohio.

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Escaped Inmate Body Slammed at Ohio Store

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Surveillance footage shows an escaped prison inmate casually buying an iced tea at a convenience store when -- BAM.

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The Black Keys Sponsored Their Very Own Little League Baseball Team

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The Black Keys recently sponsored a Little League Baseball team in Akron, Ohio, where singer Dan Auerbach once played baseball when he was a child.

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WWII Vet 'Grandpa' Jack Potter Is Still Being Evicted From His Home

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Despite an Internet fundraising campaign that netted $139,000, WWII vet Jack Potter is still being evicted by his own daughter after she refused his offer.

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Florida Or Ohio: ‘Naked Man Found Hiding In Neighbor’s Dryer’

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A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he went streaking and was found hiding naked in his neighbor's dryer, so did it happen in Florida or Ohio?

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Ohio Bans Internet Cafes Out Of Fear That People Might Gamble In Them

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Ohio is a lovely state but there seems to be some confusion over what an Internet cafe actually is.

GO FUND ME

Woman Tried To Evict Her Father From The Home He Built, So The Internet Raised $138,000

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As his own daughter is trying to evict him from the home that he built, WWII vet John Potter couldn't believe strangers would donate $138,000 to him.


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