#FLORIDA

Florida Or Ohio: ‘Naked Man Found Hiding In Neighbor’s Dryer’

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A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he went streaking and was found hiding naked in his neighbor's dryer, so did it happen in Florida or Ohio?

Ohio

Ohio Bans Internet Cafes Out Of Fear That People Might Gamble In Them

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Ohio is a lovely state but there seems to be some confusion over what an Internet cafe actually is.

VETERANS

Woman Tried To Evict Her Father From The Home He Built, So The Internet Raised $138,000

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As his own daughter is trying to evict him from the home that he built, WWII vet John Potter couldn't believe strangers would donate $138,000 to him.

Ohio

The 2013 NHL All-Star Game, Coming Soon To The Back Of An African Child Near You

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The NHL Lockout is over and a lot of things are still up in the air -- I'm still waiting on the <a href="http://flyers.nhl.com/club/schedule.htm" target="_blank">updated Flyers schedule</a> to see if I'll be able to catch a game while I'm in town for <a href="http://www.nationalprowrestlingday.com/" target="_blank">National Pro Wrestling Day</a> -- but one thing is for sure: the NHL All-Star Game has been crumpled up and thrown in the garbage.

#PRO WRESTLING

Today In Awesome Wrestling News: PRIME Wrestling Made A Handicapped Fan’s Dream Come True

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In case you missed our story about <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video" target="_blank">WWE's Daniel Bryan letting 7-year-old Connor 'Stone Crusher' Michalek tap him out to the No Lock</a>, pro wrestling news can be happy and positive.

SKETCH EMPIRE

Jurassic Prank: Animatronic T-Rex Dinosaur On The Loose In Ohio

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An animatronic T-Rex dinosaur costume was used to prank residents of Columbus, Ohio. It was super effective.

Politics

The Undecided Ohio Voters

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This election may come down to Ohio.

#NFL

New Cleveland Tourism Idea: Never Show This Browns Fan Piss Bucket Video To Anyone

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There have been a lot of videos that exemplified the Cleveland experience -- the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8" target="_blank">"Factory Of Sadness"</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY" target="_blank">hastily-made tourism videos among them</a> -- but none quite so beautifully as this one.

TRACK AND FIELD

As Snarky As We Get, Don't Forget That Sportsmanship Is Awesome

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After years of the <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/tag/florida-or-ohio" target="_blank">'Florida Or Ohio?'</a> game making criminals and ridiculous people easy to geographically identify, it looks like the people of Ohio are getting it together -- on the heels of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/tearjerking-story-of-the-day-matt-finishes-his-run-at-field-day" target="_blank">the most inspiring Ohio elementary school field day of all time</a> comes the story of West Liberty-Salem High junior Meghan Vogel, a state champion in the 1,600 meters who turned her burned-out 3,200 meters performance into the best acts of sportsmanship you're likely to see.

the homeless

One Year Later, ‘Golden-Voiced’ Homeless Man Ted Williams Is Doing Just Fine

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It's kind of hard to believe that <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/homeless-man-golden-voice-becomes-2011-first-viral-20110105-102908-016.html">it's been a year </a>since the internet made a "golden-voiced" homeless man from Ohio named Ted Williams the first viral sensation of 2011, but it has.

#FLORIDA

Is This Powder-Faced Mugshot Man A Mystery Wrapped Within An Enigma Wrapped Within An 8-Ball?

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You know <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLLb5_YN3j4">that scene in True Romance where Eliot is getting blown by a whore</a> while speeding through the hills of Hollywood only to wind up with cocaine all over his face after getting pulled over by a cop.

WORLD RECORDS

3:33:01.40 The New World Record Pac-Man Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled

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Yes, that is actually how effed up Pac-Man's 256th level looks.

#craigslist

Killing Duo Used Craigslist Job Listings To Lure Unemployed Prey In Ohio

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<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/02/us/three-lured-to-death-in-ohio-by-craigslist-job-ad.html?_r=2&seid=auto&smid=tw-nytimes&pagewanted=all">This is just heartbreaking</a> and a sad insight into how messed up things are out there for some people, in this case Ohio, a state with an economy that's almost completely f*cked: two murderous dudes posted an ad on Craigslist offering a job -- $300 per week to basically oversee a piece of land.

#Star Wars

One In The Ink, Two In The Stink: The Most Regrettable Tattoos You’ll See This Week

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The other day, the Interwebs went absolutely crazy over the story of an Ohio man, Ryan Fitzjerald, who inked his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, <a href="http://www.metro.us/newyork/Life/article/1036923--rossie-brovent-and-ryan-fitzjerald-is-this-poo-tattoo-the-ultimate-revenge-debunked">with the above poop tattoo after she had asked for a Narnia landscape</a>.

#PRO WRESTLING

History’s Most Depressing Video Of Two Fat Guys Fighting To The Death

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Imagine, if only for a moment, a fantasy situation wherein an evil witch or wicked stepmother casts a spell on two gluttonous, hyper-masculine men and turns them into pigs.

wild animals on the loose in ohio

The Heartbreaking End To The Wild Animal Escape In Ohio

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As <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/your-move-florida">you may have heard</a>, the owner of an "exotic animal" farm in Ohio set free <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/10/19/bloomberg_articlesLTC0OT6K50Y2.DTL">his entire cast of animals last night just prior to killing himself</a>.

Ohio

Your Move, Florida

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It's a pretty slow day in TV news, so I'd like to turn your attention to the story that's all over the Internet today: the Zanesville, Ohio residence of Terry Thompson, who last night released dozens of exotic wild animals from the cages on his property and then shot himself.

#NFL

Ohio’s Children Are In Good Hands

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Have you seen the episode of "Modern Family" where Luke gets taken to a psychologist and left in a parking lot, and when his parents realize what they've done they start freaking out, but he rolls up in a limo and it turns out he's smart and can find his way home.


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