#craigslist

Killing Duo Used Craigslist Job Listings To Lure Unemployed Prey In Ohio

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This is just heartbreaking and a sad insight into how messed up things are out there for some people, in this case Ohio, a state with an economy that's almost completely f*cked: two murderous dudes posted an ad on Craigslist offering a job -- $300 per week to basically oversee a piece of land.

#Star Wars

One In The Ink, Two In The Stink: The Most Regrettable Tattoos You’ll See This Week

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The other day, the Interwebs went absolutely crazy over the story of an Ohio man, Ryan Fitzjerald, who inked his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, with the above poop tattoo after she had asked for a Narnia landscape.

#PRO WRESTLING

History’s Most Depressing Video Of Two Fat Guys Fighting To The Death

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Imagine, if only for a moment, a fantasy situation wherein an evil witch or wicked stepmother casts a spell on two gluttonous, hyper-masculine men and turns them into pigs.

Ohio

Your Move, Florida

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It's a pretty slow day in TV news, so I'd like to turn your attention to the story that's all over the Internet today: the Zanesville, Ohio residence of Terry Thompson, who last night released dozens of exotic wild animals from the cages on his property and then shot himself.

#NFL

Ohio’s Children Are In Good Hands

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Have you seen the episode of "Modern Family" where Luke gets taken to a psychologist and left in a parking lot, and when his parents realize what they've done they start freaking out, but he rolls up in a limo and it turns out he's smart and can find his way home.

STOMPER

Crushers Rep: ‘You Won’t Be Punished For Stealing Our Bear’s Head’

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The best part of any sports mascot making national news is that I've probably got a picture with him.

#MEMES

Memes Have No Place In Sports, Bro

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One of the things we love most here at the Uproxx Fortress of Porn Solitude is free porn a good meme.

TRACY MCCOOL

Ha Ha, It’s Funny Because of Farts

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Here's a local news blooper from Cleveland's Fox 8 in which anchorwoman Tracy McCool of the "News in the Morning" program loses her composure while reporting the story of a West Virginia man who was arrested for DUI and then got an additional charge for stinky farts.

#LeBron James

Dennis Rodman Will Fight You For Mentioning LeBron James

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It's been almost thirty years, but we have our first indication that Dennis Rodman is a normal human being: he hates LeBron James.

#LeBron James

Dirk Nowitzki Now From Bedford, OH

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Dear Cleveland, all of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers supporters wherever you may be tonight; As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted last year, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

SPIDER MAN

Man Shot While Filming Spider-Man Fan Film

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The awesome Bren tipped us off to this story about an accidental shooting on the set of a Spider-Man fan film in the Clintonville neighborhood of Columbus, Ohio.

TAXES

Want More Bad News, Rich People?

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Yesterday, my Uproxxian cohort Dan Seitz brought you the news that millionaires don’t consider themselves rich unless they have at least $7.

#FLORIDA

How Are Your Strippers Holding Up?

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As the economy does whatever it does to get better, our nation’s hardest workers are doing whatever they need to do to get by.

PROHIBITION

And You Thought Four Loko Was Bad?

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BrewDog’s Sink the Bismarck is an India Pale Ale that just went on sale in England, and before you go big whooping me, it is the strongest beer on the face of this planet.

#Animals

A Weekend Chock-Full Of Fail

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Of Course We're Starting With Florida A woman in Florida crashed her SAAB into the Adrian Fernandez Insurance office in Tampa.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Homeless Guy Gets Job Offer From The Cavs

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In a video that was pretty much everywhere yesterday, Ted Williams, a homeless man living in central Ohio, shared what he called his God-given gift of a great voice.


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