TRIVIA

The Terminator Was Almost Played By OJ Simpson

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If a producer would've had his way, OJ Simpson would've played a murderous cyborg from the future.

SMOKE BREAK

A Proclamation From The Black Delegation In Regards To O.J. Simpson

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WHEREAS Most Black people never really even gave a s*** about OJ in the first place.

#NFL

A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Worst Celebrity Guests In WrestleMania History

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We're counting down the 29 worst celebrity guests in WWE WrestleMania history, from Kim Kardashian to the 'Where's the Beef?' lady.

#JUSTIFIED

Timothy Olyphant From ‘Justified’ Explains Why He Won’t Let His Kids Play Football, Shares His Diagnosis For OJ Simpson

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Justified star Timothy Olyphant revealed why he wouldn't let his kids play organized football, and what he thinks might be wrong with OJ Simpson.

THE NAKED GUN

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: A Celebration Of The Naked Gun’s Baseball Scenes

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Throughout this epic quest to watch <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/73-sports-movies-in-73-days" target="_blank">73 Sports Movies in 73 Days</a>, leading up to the first game of the 2013 NFL season, that may or may not have been an excuse for me to lay on the couch for two hours each day for the sake of “important work,” I’ve learned two things that aren’t related to anything even remotely important in life: 1) Watching movies through YouTube’s rental service can sometimes be the biggest pain in the ass, as they often don’t like to load or even let you pay for them.

#MLB

Pro-Tip: Do Not Mention Don Mattingly While You Are Ejaculating (NSFW)

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Can I write "ejaculating" in a headline and get away with it.

THE COOLER

10.19 The Cooler

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/claudia-sampedro-c.jpg"></a>Claudia Sampedro Rick Ross Sued Over Brawl At 2011 Birthday Party In New York <a href="http://allhiphop.com/2012/10/18/rapper-rick-ross-sued-over-brawl-at-2011-birthday-party-in-new-york/">[AHH]</a> Is Ray Lewis Done In The NFL.

#NFL

OJ Simpson Is Selling The Knife He Might Have Used To Kill His Wife

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As always, if a story comes from the National Enquirer and is picked up by the likes of Perez Hilton and the Daily Mail, then we need to take it with a grain of salt, but after everything that OJ Simpson has been through over the past 17 years, f*ck it.

ROBERT KARDASHIAN

Here's A Horrifying Reminder That OJ Simpson Is Responsible For The Kardashians' Success

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With the 2012 Summer Olympics wrapped up and the NFL season still a few weeks away, the standard summer sports boredom that we all suffer has been lessened to some extent – unless you like baseball and America.

SPORTS

PoV: The Juice Carries The Torch For America

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Photo: <a href="http://www.thegrandarchives.com/post/22815733400" target="_blank">Grand Archives</a> With the 2012 Summer Olympics in London mere weeks away, now's about as great a time as ever to remember when only a handful of athletes in America were more popular than <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/oj-simpson" target="_blank">Orenthal James Simpson</a>.

#NFL

"OJ Simpson Didn't Do It!" Claims Some Guy

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It has been 17 years since a California jury declared that former Buffalo Bills running back OJ Simpson was not guilty of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her dude bro, Ronald Goldman.

SMOKE BREAK

Happy Holidays From The TSS Crew!

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On behalf of our staff, we encourage everyone to enjoy the next few days with loved ones, much like we'll be doing.

tupac

The iPod Shuffle – Tupac’s “When We Ride On Our Enemies”

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"Bam, set my plan in mo', Time to exterminate my foes, I can't stand you hoes.

#NFL

@Storytime with Darnell Dockett Part 2: The Casey Anthony Trial

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Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is a Renaissance Man.

Two And A Half Men

6.29 The Cooler

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<a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/28/los-angeles-gives-students-a-break-on-homework/"> Xianne Los Angeles Schools Shift Away From Homework <a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/28/los-angeles-gives-students-a-break-on-homework/">[Time]</a> How To Make The Perfect Burger <a href="http://www.washingtonian.com/blogarticles/20003.html">[Best Bites]</a> MySpace To Be Sold for Scrap <a href="http://gawker.com/5816283/myspace-to-be-sold-for-scrap">[Gawker]</a> Ron Artest To Play In Finland.

#Facebook

6.27 The Cooler

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<a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/06/25/oprah-winfrey-denies-o-j-simpson-murder-confession-reports"> Ja'ziriah Oprah Winfrey Denies O.J. Simpson Murder Confession Reports <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/06/25/oprah-winfrey-denies-o-j-simpson-murder-confession-reports">[GOT]</a> Nets Owner Elected Head of Russian Party <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/06/25/nets-owner-elected-head-of-russian-party.html">[The Daily Beast]</a> Rare Billy The Kid Fetches $2.

Spotlight

PoV: O.J. Simpson And Al Cowlings

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/11/suspect-32-trailer-starring-oj-simpson"> Once you take into consideration O.J. and Al were BFF's since high school, the whole incident on <a href="http://30for30.espn.com/film/june-17-1994.html">June 17, 1994</a>, reeks more of brotherhood than guilt.


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