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Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today

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ADHD is ruining more childhood memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog'. But seriously, why does he do that with poo?

#gifs

Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

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A NASA experiment to teach dolphins language taught at least one dolphin the language of love. Meaning "dolphin handjobs".

#Batman

Here Are The Naked Catwoman Panels DC Comics Decided Not To Use

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DC Comics hired Guillem March to draw several pages of Catwoman stripping naked on Batman's lawn. The story was scrapped, but now the pictures are here.

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Put That Away, Megazord! The New ‘Power Rangers’ Toys Are Very Happy To See You.

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The official set of new toys for the Power Rangers is here, and boy is Megazord happy to see you.

#Facebook

Facebook Celebrates Its 10th Anniversary By Making Personalized Videos For Everyone, Including You

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For their anniversary, Facebook has made a schmaltzy personalized video for every member. The video compiles some of your most-liked photos and statuses. In my case, it backfired spectacularly.

#AMAZON

Meet The Stay-At-Home Mom Who Makes $30K Per Month From Her Bigfoot Porn Novels

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Here's a nice lady in Colorado making ridiculous money from bigfoot porn ebooks. Why am I still typing this when I could be writing dinosaur porn?

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Scientifically Accurate Pokemon Are Here To Ruin Pikachu And Snorlax Forever

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ADHD is back to ruin our childhood memories with the NSFW 'Scientifically Accurate Pokemon'. Watch out for that Snorlax.

#AMAZON

So It Begins: Amazon Plans To Deliver Items In 30 Minutes Or Less With Drones

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Amazon has unveiled Prime Air, their plan to eventually deliver some packages within 30 minutes via Amazon drones.

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For The Cat Lover Who Has Everything But Hands, It’s A Cat Petting Machine

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John Reed built this Cat Petting Machine for his senior thesis film. WHY WOULD YOU OUTSOURCE THIS?

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Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats, HOOOO-ly Crap That’s Disturbing

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ADHD is back to ruin our childhood memories with the NSFW 'Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats'.

#MEMES

Cats Wearing Tights Have The Most Stylish Meowtfits

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An apathetic cat has been recruited for a single-serving Tumblr called Meowtfit Of The Day. The site only posts pictures of cats wearing tights. Of course.

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‘Carrie’ Coffee Shop Prank Serves Up Telekinesis With A Side Order Of Cynicism

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"What if telekinesis were real?" asks the publicity team for 'Carrie', who set up a telekinesis prank at the 'Snice Cafe in NYC's West Village.

#ART

So This Exists: Gourmet 12-Course Meal In A Can

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The gelatinous monstrosity pictured here is an "All in One", a highfalutin 12-course meal in a can designed by Chris Godfrey.

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‘Scientifically Accurate DuckTales’ Just Released The Quackin’

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ADHD return with the nightmare fuel of "Scientifically Accurate DuckTales", because ducks are horrific rapebeasts.

#gifs

A GIF Reaction To The Preacher Who Accused ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Of Promoting Bestiality

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Here is our GIF reaction to the radio show preacher who accused 'Star Trek Into Darkness' of promoting bestiality.

#gifs

Jim Carrey Distances Himself From 'Kick-Ass 2': 'I Cannot Support That Level Of Violence'

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Jim Carrey disavows 'Kick-Ass 2' saying that "in all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence." Writer Mark Millar responds.

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A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Makes No Sense But It’s Happening Anyway

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Fox paid at between $1 and $10 million for the rights to adapt the 'Choose Your Own Adventure' books as a "crossplatform four-quadrant action-adventure franchise."

#Twitter

The Daily Star Thinks Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris Will Be The Next Doctor On ‘Doctor Who’

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A British tabloid reports Paris Jackson, 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, will be the next Doctor on 'Doctor Who'. Oh, British press. Never change.

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‘World War Z’ Almost Looks Interesting In Music Video For Muse’s ‘Isolated System’

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A clip from 'World War Z' starring Brad Pitt is featured in the music video from Muse's "Isolated System" and it makes this movie look almost interesting.




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