#Guardians Of The Galaxy

‘Guardians Of The Galaxy': The Hardest Part Of Animating Groot Was The, Um, Hardest Part

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Animating Groot's crotch posed unique challenges for the 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' visual effects crew.

DINOSAURS

Scientifically Accurate Barney The Dinosaur Is Somehow Even Worse Than Regular Barney

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ADHD ruins more memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Barney The Dinosaur'. Which paleontologist figured out T Rex donger size, anyway?

#gamergate

Meme Watch: GamerGate Gets Lampooned With ‘Actually It’s About Ethics In Gaming Journalism’

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For as much of a bummer GamerGate is, something good has come from it: memes.

Super Smash Bros.

Nintendo Created The Most Disturbing Safe-For-Work Upskirts Ever In ‘Super Smash Bros.’

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Nintendo has replaced Princess Peach's underwear with a gaping maw of Eldritch horrors. Let's see if anyone notices.

AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON

Sam And Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Home Raided Over The M16 They Apparently Own

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The Taylor-Johnson's home was raided when a passer-by noticed an M-16 assault rifle near a window. Oh, who doesn't have one of those?

#Batman vs. Superman

Zack Snyder Called In To A Local Detroit Radio Show To Defend Aquaman

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Detroit radio show hosts who were talking smack about Aquaman got a call from 'Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice' director Zack Snyder.

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog Is Hereby Anointed The Strangest Sh*t Today

ADHD is ruining more childhood memories with 'Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog'. But seriously, why does he do that with poo?

#gifs

Meet The Nice Lady Who Gave ‘Sensuous’ Dolphin Handjobs During A NASA Study

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A NASA experiment to teach dolphins language taught at least one dolphin the language of love. Meaning "dolphin handjobs".

#Batman

Here Are The Naked Catwoman Panels DC Comics Decided Not To Use

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DC Comics hired Guillem March to draw several pages of Catwoman stripping naked on Batman's lawn. The story was scrapped, but now the pictures are here.

toys

Put That Away, Megazord! The New ‘Power Rangers’ Toys Are Very Happy To See You.

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The official set of new toys for the Power Rangers is here, and boy is Megazord happy to see you.

#Facebook

Facebook Celebrates Its 10th Anniversary By Making Personalized Videos For Everyone, Including You

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For their anniversary, Facebook has made a schmaltzy personalized video for every member. The video compiles some of your most-liked photos and statuses. In my case, it backfired spectacularly.

#AMAZON

Meet The Stay-At-Home Mom Who Makes $30K Per Month From Her Bigfoot Porn Novels

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Here's a nice lady in Colorado making ridiculous money from bigfoot porn ebooks. Why am I still typing this when I could be writing dinosaur porn?

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

Scientifically Accurate Pokemon Are Here To Ruin Pikachu And Snorlax Forever

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ADHD is back to ruin our childhood memories with the NSFW 'Scientifically Accurate Pokemon'. Watch out for that Snorlax.

#AMAZON

So It Begins: Amazon Plans To Deliver Items In 30 Minutes Or Less With Drones

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Amazon has unveiled Prime Air, their plan to eventually deliver some packages within 30 minutes via Amazon drones.

#gifs

For The Cat Lover Who Has Everything But Hands, It’s A Cat Petting Machine

John Reed built this Cat Petting Machine for his senior thesis film. WHY WOULD YOU OUTSOURCE THIS?

Thundercats

Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats, HOOOO-ly Crap That’s Disturbing

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ADHD is back to ruin our childhood memories with the NSFW 'Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats'.

#MEMES

Cats Wearing Tights Have The Most Stylish Meowtfits

An apathetic cat has been recruited for a single-serving Tumblr called Meowtfit Of The Day. The site only posts pictures of cats wearing tights. Of course.

#Viral Videos

‘Carrie’ Coffee Shop Prank Serves Up Telekinesis With A Side Order Of Cynicism

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"What if telekinesis were real?" asks the publicity team for 'Carrie', who set up a telekinesis prank at the 'Snice Cafe in NYC's West Village.


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