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Jim Carrey Distances Himself From 'Kick-Ass 2': 'I Cannot Support That Level Of Violence'

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Jim Carrey disavows 'Kick-Ass 2' saying that "in all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence." Writer Mark Millar responds.

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A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Makes No Sense But It’s Happening Anyway

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Fox paid at between $1 and $10 million for the rights to adapt the 'Choose Your Own Adventure' books as a "crossplatform four-quadrant action-adventure franchise."

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The Daily Star Thinks Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris Will Be The Next Doctor On ‘Doctor Who’

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A British tabloid reports Paris Jackson, 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, will be the next Doctor on 'Doctor Who'. Oh, British press. Never change.

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‘World War Z’ Almost Looks Interesting In Music Video For Muse’s ‘Isolated System’

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A clip from 'World War Z' starring Brad Pitt is featured in the music video from Muse's "Isolated System" and it makes this movie look almost interesting.

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Step Aside ‘Pacific Rim’, The Trailer For ‘Atlantic Rim’ Is Here To Punch Our Monster

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Here's the first trailer for mockbuster 'Atlantic Rim', not to be confused with 'Pacific Rim' even though they have the same plot. The dialogue is amazing.

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Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hilariously Disturbing

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"Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" uses turtle facts to animate these horrifying, salmonella-ridden, giant-wanged Ninja Turtles.

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‘Iron Man 3′ Going Smell-O-Vision In Japan

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'Iron Man 3' is going to be the first film screened in "4D" in Japan. Mmmm, smell the unbridled capitalism.

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Childhood Over: The Dinosaur Sounds In ‘Jurassic Park’ Were A Menagerie Of Animals Having Sex

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"If people knew where the sounds in Jurassic Park came from, it'd be rated R!" says sound designer Gary Rydstrom. And now we know where they came from.

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Second ‘World War Z’ Trailer Leaks Early, Still Looks, Uh…

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The second trailer for 'World War Z' has leaked early, and it thankfully makes a little more sense than the last one. That's not saying much.

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Brad Pitt Rides The Zombie Wave Again In ‘World War Z’ Super Bowl Spot

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Paramount released the Super Bowl spot for Brad Pitt's 'World War Z', and it's still full of underwhelming zombie piles.

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So This Exists: Larry The Vomiting Robot

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Researchers at Imperial College London have built a vomiting robot to study how noroviruses spread via projectile vomiting.

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You Can Finally Major in ‘Social Media’, Confuse Your Grandparents At Family Gatherings

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Newberry College in South Carolina will be offering one of the first majors in social media, but we'll always credit The Onion with teaching it best.

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Today In Wonderfully Insane Japanese TV Clips: ‘Cathy’s House’ Looks Fun

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If you've kept abreast of our Japan tag, you know we like to highlight the glorious insanity that is Japanese TV. Today we celebrate 'Cathy's House'.

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‘Age of the Hobbits’ Is Here To Make You Forget About Those Other Hobbits

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Lawyers for New Line Cinema and Zaentz Co. are threatening The Asylum with legal action if they don't change the title of 'Age of the Hobbits'.

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Charlie Sheen Wanted To Play Spider-Man

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Charlie Sheen recently spoke on Jay Mohr's podcast about the time he tried to acquire the Spider-Man rights and play Peter Parker himself.

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Rob Liefeld Versus Tom Brevoort And Scott Snyder: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Rob Liefeld follows up his quitting DC and ranting on Twitter by arguing with Marvel's Tom Brevoort and with 'Batman' writer Scott Snyder.

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Rob Liefeld Quits DC Comics Ahead Of Schedule Via Twitter, Isn't Here To Make Friends

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Rob Liefeld quit three titles at DC Comics earlier than planned, went on a massive Twitter rant and named names. We've got a highlight reel.

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Polish Spider-Man Returns To Prank Poles Some More In Two Videos

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S.A. Wardęga makes videos of himself wearing various funny suits while he pranks people. Here's the newest Polish Spider-Man prank video and a classic one.

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4Chan Tries To Name Mountain Dew's New Flavor. This Will Surely End Well.

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Mountain Dew launched the "Dub The Dew" campaign to crowdsource names for their green apple flavored soda. 4chan had some suggestions.

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Tyrannosauraus Sex: Scientists Figure Out How Dinosaurs Did It

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How dinosaur sex worked has been speculated upon in science circles. Circles found in dark, smoke-filled rooms where dignity goes to die.


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