‘Scientifically Accurate DuckTales’ Just Released The Quackin’

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ADHD return with the nightmare fuel of "Scientifically Accurate DuckTales", because ducks are horrific rapebeasts.


A GIF Reaction To The Preacher Who Accused ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Of Promoting Bestiality

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Here is our GIF reaction to the radio show preacher who accused 'Star Trek Into Darkness' of promoting bestiality.


Jim Carrey Distances Himself From 'Kick-Ass 2': 'I Cannot Support That Level Of Violence'

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Jim Carrey disavows 'Kick-Ass 2' saying that "in all good conscience I cannot support that level of violence." Writer Mark Millar responds.


A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Makes No Sense But It’s Happening Anyway

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Fox paid at between $1 and $10 million for the rights to adapt the 'Choose Your Own Adventure' books as a "crossplatform four-quadrant action-adventure franchise."


The Daily Star Thinks Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris Will Be The Next Doctor On ‘Doctor Who’

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A British tabloid reports Paris Jackson, 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, will be the next Doctor on 'Doctor Who'. Oh, British press. Never change.


‘World War Z’ Almost Looks Interesting In Music Video For Muse’s ‘Isolated System’

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A clip from 'World War Z' starring Brad Pitt is featured in the music video from Muse's "Isolated System" and it makes this movie look almost interesting.


Step Aside ‘Pacific Rim’, The Trailer For ‘Atlantic Rim’ Is Here To Punch Our Monster

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Here's the first trailer for mockbuster 'Atlantic Rim', not to be confused with 'Pacific Rim' even though they have the same plot. The dialogue is amazing.


Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hilariously Disturbing

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"Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" uses turtle facts to animate these horrifying, salmonella-ridden, giant-wanged Ninja Turtles.


‘Iron Man 3′ Going Smell-O-Vision In Japan

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'Iron Man 3' is going to be the first film screened in "4D" in Japan. Mmmm, smell the unbridled capitalism.


Childhood Over: The Dinosaur Sounds In ‘Jurassic Park’ Were A Menagerie Of Animals Having Sex

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"If people knew where the sounds in Jurassic Park came from, it'd be rated R!" says sound designer Gary Rydstrom. And now we know where they came from.


Second ‘World War Z’ Trailer Leaks Early, Still Looks, Uh…

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The second trailer for 'World War Z' has leaked early, and it thankfully makes a little more sense than the last one. That's not saying much.


Brad Pitt Rides The Zombie Wave Again In ‘World War Z’ Super Bowl Spot

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Paramount released the Super Bowl spot for Brad Pitt's 'World War Z', and it's still full of underwhelming zombie piles.


So This Exists: Larry The Vomiting Robot


Researchers at Imperial College London have built a vomiting robot to study how noroviruses spread via projectile vomiting.


You Can Finally Major in ‘Social Media’, Confuse Your Grandparents At Family Gatherings


Newberry College in South Carolina will be offering one of the first majors in social media, but we'll always credit The Onion with teaching it best.


Today In Wonderfully Insane Japanese TV Clips: ‘Cathy’s House’ Looks Fun

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If you've kept abreast of our Japan tag, you know we like to highlight the glorious insanity that is Japanese TV. Today we celebrate 'Cathy's House'.


‘Age of the Hobbits’ Is Here To Make You Forget About Those Other Hobbits

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Lawyers for New Line Cinema and Zaentz Co. are threatening The Asylum with legal action if they don't change the title of 'Age of the Hobbits'.


Charlie Sheen Wanted To Play Spider-Man

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Charlie Sheen recently spoke on Jay Mohr's podcast about the time he tried to acquire the Spider-Man rights and play Peter Parker himself.


Rob Liefeld Versus Tom Brevoort And Scott Snyder: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Rob Liefeld follows up his quitting DC and ranting on Twitter by arguing with Marvel's Tom Brevoort and with 'Batman' writer Scott Snyder.


Rob Liefeld Quits DC Comics Ahead Of Schedule Via Twitter, Isn't Here To Make Friends

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Rob Liefeld quit three titles at DC Comics earlier than planned, went on a massive Twitter rant and named names. We've got a highlight reel.


Polish Spider-Man Returns To Prank Poles Some More In Two Videos


S.A. Wardęga makes videos of himself wearing various funny suits while he pranks people. Here's the newest Polish Spider-Man prank video and a classic one.

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