this week in f k you

This Week in F–k You: Dr. Seuss

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This is the prose of a dejected man that spent a little too much time down at the local Whooters.

spawning

Why Is Jay Cutler Missing From This Photo Announcing His Wife’s Pregnancy?

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Where’s Jay? Now, the obvious explanation probably involves him being asleep on a hammock he affixed to a pair of squat racks collecting dust in their home gym, just sawing logs.

Old James

An Incomplete, Unauthorized History of the Football Helmet

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Everything you always wanted to know about protective headgear but were disinclined to ask.

#the rock

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wants an EGOT and there’s nothing you can do to stop him

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The Rock is teaming with Mark Wahlberg and HBO to bring the world the football version of Entourage we’ve all been craving.

this isn't sports

KSK Konnoisseur Klub: ’90s Movies

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Let’s mine some of that nostalgic #content, shall we?

Old James

HBO may soon visit a place more primitive than Westeros

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Hard Knocks might give the world an inside look at the Factory of Sadness that is the Cleveland Browns.

timely bj surhoff references

This Week in F–k You: Your Hall of Fame Argument

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The Hall of Fame -- I don’t care which one, take your pick -- is meaningless.

PUPPY BOWL

Puppy Bowl XI Open Thread

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It's an excuse to start stuffing your face before the other game starts tonight. It's what the puppies would want you to do.

Old James

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickakke: Bill Simmons

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The Sports Guy gives his thoughts on Super Bowl XLIX.

Old James

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: The Southwest flight attendant who thinks he’s a f—ing comedian

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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brayden and I’ll be your chief flight attendant. I’m told it’s a term of endearment.

Old James

Let’s give that McDonald’s ad the fisking it deserves

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Nothing shouts "We Care!" like block letter sentiment sitting directly underneath the number of burgers you've crammed down the throats of consumers.

Old James

Emotional Ndamukong Suh not sure where his next personal foul will occur

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Set to become an unrestricted free agent in March, it appears Suh knows he may have played his last game for the Lions, and his emotions got the best of him.

Old James

NOW That’s What I Call Christmas: NFL Edition

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Just wait until you see the look on your loved one's face when they hear today's hottest football personalities take on Christmas classics.

Old James

Joe Philbin’s seat is reportedly a little hot

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The Dolphins are said to be willing to fire Joe Philbin if they miss the playoffs and make a run at Jim Harbaugh.

Old James

Former Oklahoma teammate accuses DeMarco Murray of having an affair with his wife

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Brennan Clay, a former Oklahoma running back, claims Murray had an affair with his wife. Then he went to church.

#THANKSGIVING

A very special Thanksgiving at Dan Synder manor

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Our favorite evil, tiny owner learns a valuable lesson. Haha, jk, no he doesn't.


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