LEAPING LANNY POFFO

Macho Man Randy Savage’s Family Celebrated His Life At Olive Garden

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As I mentioned in yesterday’s <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/05/with-leathers-watch-this-we-still-miss-you-macho-man-randy-savage" target="_blank">award-winning Watch This piece</a> – it took home “Best Tasting Bacon Dish” at Paula Deen’s family picnic – Macho Man Randy Savage, or Randy Poffo as his family knew him, passed away two years ago after he suffered a heart attack while driving with his wife in Tampa, Florida.

bad dates

This Is What A Terrible Date At The Olive Garden Looks Like

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You know it's a bad date when an Olive Garden menu fort is needed to shield oneself from the person sitting across from you. We've all been there, no?

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Elderly Viral Phenom Completely Flummoxed By Her Sudden Internet Fame

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I have to start off by saying that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/03/fyi-the-food-scene-is-grand-forks-north-dakota-is-thriving/">the Marilyn Hagerty phenom</a> is arguably my favorite thing to happen on the internet so far in 2012.

FOOD WRITING

FYI, The Food Scene Is Grand Forks, North Dakota Is Thriving

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The following is an excerpt from an actual restaurant review in an actual newspaper, <a href="http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/">the Grand Forks Herald</a>.

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Wingnuts Attack Olive Garden & Red Lobster On Facebook For 86ing French Fries From Kid’s Menus

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For as long as there have been first ladies in the United States, <a href="http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2010/02/18/first-ladies-pet-projects-where-does-michelle-obamas-anti-obesity-campaign-rank/">first ladies have had pet projects</a> they devote their time and energy to.

EVERYTHING ELSE

And Another Baby Got Drunk At A Restaurant

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/04/on-toddlers-tequila-applebees"> Another day, another baby hittin' the bottle early in life. Breath easy as it's not <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/04/on-toddlers-tequila-applebees">Detroit or Applebee's</a> again.


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