<a href="http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi875627545/">("Greed is good, kid. You know what else is good? Bein' regular. Now pass me that Activia.")
Finally we have the long-threatened teaser trailer (click on the picture to play) for Oliver Stone's sequel to Wall Street, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. It doesn't give us a ton of footage, but it's definitely going to probably suck. And I'm judging solely on the basis of the Fox logo here.
Emerging from a lengthy prison stint, Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) finds himself on the outside of a world he once dominated. Looking to repair his damaged relationship with his daughter, Gekko forms an alliance with her fiancé Jacob (Shia LaBeouf), and Jacob begins to see him as a father figure. But Jacob learns the hard way that Gekko – still a master manipulator and player – is after something very different from redemption. [<a href="http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi875627545/" target="_blank">IMDB</a>]
Is it money.