I Would Do Anything For Lunch, But I Won’t Do That: Comerica Park’s Meatloaf Cupcakes

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Comerica Park has introduced meatloaf cupcakes for the ALCS, and yes, they are just meatloafs shaped like cupcakes. Hooray for heart disease!


Triple H Buries Stephanie McMahon At Breakfast

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WWE's Triple H and Stephanie McMahon star in an ad about them arm wrestling over who gets the last bit of milk. It's what's best for business.


With Leather’s Watch This: How Not To End A Hot Wing Eating Contest

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A peaceful hot wing eating contest ended with a pantsing and a punch in the face, which is how every hot wing eating contest should end.


Let’s Get Hyped As Balls For The Return Of The World Testicle Cooking Championship

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First of all, big ups to Getty Images for having 38 pages of "testicle" options.


Gross People Are Celebrating Jon Bones Jones By Making Food He Would Never Eat

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What's the best way to celebrate UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon 'Bones' Jones, a man so intensely athletic that he can cause his own toe to twist off like a bottle cap and still win a fight.


What Did You Have For Breakfast? UFC’s Conor McGregor Ate A Sheep’s Entire Head

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But no, seriously, what did you have for breakfast this morning.


Somebody Paid 10K For A 20-Year Old Jug Of McJordan BBQ Sauce Because ‘Michael Jordan’

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Back in 1992, McDonald's put bacon and barbecue sauce on a quarter-pounder with cheese and called it the 'McJordan,' because (according to the ad campaign), bacon, barbecue sauce and the other mustards and horse meats that go into making a quarter-pounder with cheese were Michael Jordan's "favorite ingredients".


Joey Chestnut Eats 8 Pounds Of Wings, Gloriously Uses Twitter For Poop Updates

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This video is nearly 17 minutes long and is incredibly boring -- at one point the cameraperson seems to forget they're taping a competition at all and just films peoples' shoulders -- but it's necessary to illustrate Joey Chestnut's remarkable win at the 2012 Buffalo Wing Festival, and punctuate what a gross f**king human being he is.


For Absolutely No Reason, Here's John Kruk Eating Ribs In Slow Motion

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The Big Lead has done a lot for the online sports blogging community, but its finest work may be this clip of John Kruk eating ribs during last night's Home Run Derby.


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