AWFUL PEOPLE

The Internet Is Rallying To Save A Park Ranger Fired For Dancing On The Job

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People are really upset that a park ranger in Chattanooga was reportedly fired after a woman complained that he was dancing on the job.

CHEMICALS

Subway’s Sandwiches Will No Longer Include Yoga Mats As An Ingredient

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As people are furious to learn that Subway's bread includes a chemical commonly found in yoga mats, the fast food chain has vowed to remove it.

CELEBRITY BOXING

There’s A Snag In The George Zimmerman Vs. DMX ‘Celebrity’ Boxing Match

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While everyone is talking about how DMX agreed to fight George Zimmerman, the rapper has yet to sign any Celebrity Boxing contracts.

DIRECTV

Someone Started A White House Petition To Require Licenses For Operating TV Remotes

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As dumb and meaningless as many of them are, I do not ever get tired of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/ohio-state-fans-petition-obama" target="_blank">a good White House petition</a>, especially when it would be a complete waste of our already inept government’s time and would, therefore, make Ron Swanson nod in approval.

boycotts

George Takei Would Like For The 2014 Winter Olympics To Be Moved To Vancouver

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Star Trek actor George Takei, who is openly gay, is supporting a petition to move the 2014 Winter Olympics out of Russia to protest its anti-LGBT laws.

message boards

The Simpsons Will Be In LEGO Form In 2014!

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A LEGO spokesman announced yesterday that The Simpsons is getting its very own LEGO set in 2014.

BOSTON BRUINS

Let’s Help Ray Charles The Blind Golden Retriever Drop The Puck At A Bruins Game

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If you are not already waist-deep in a puddle of squee at the sight of a golden retriever puppy in a hockey jersey, prepare to deal with the cutest, saddest <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ray-Charles-The-Golden-Retriever/357618627685121?id=357618627685121&sk=info" target="_blank">Facebook bio</a> ever: Hi, I'm Ray Charles a golden retriever that was born blind (12/8/12), but don't feel bad for me.

contests

Meet The ‘Cafeteria Lady’ Who Wants To Become An Indianapolis Colts Cheerleader

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The <a href="http://www.colts.com/cheerleaders/index.html">Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders</a> are conducting an online contest for fans to pick a local girl to receive the opportunity to audition to join the squad.

BARACK OBAMA

Because President Obama Has Time To Deal With Ohio State University's Bowl Ban

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Back in 2010, five Ohio State Buckeyes football players were exposed for their roles in a horrifying murder-for-hire operation that included then-standout quarterback Terrelle Pryor, who was wanted by both the FBI and Interpol for his role in hundreds of global leader assassinations as far back as the 1830s.


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