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Florida Police Have Arrested The Serial Butt-Grabber Who Allegedly Preyed On Women’s Butts For Months

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Meet Kenneth Lopez, a 20-year-old man in Florida who allegedly went around grabbing women's butts.

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Florida Man Trashes His ‘Psychic’ Girlfriend’s Car After She Predicts His Dead Grandma Will Use Sex Toy On Him

A dude went a little nuts and trashed his 'psychic' girl's car when she told him his dead Grandmother would come back in a dream and use a sex toy on him.

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A Florida Man Almost Burned Down An ICU Ward With The Most Florida Christmas Present Of Them All

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Smuggling crack to your friend in an ICU ward and then setting his bed on fire is certainly not the gift that keeps on giving.

#FLORIDA

Watch This Extremely High Florida Woman Pull A Houdini To Eat A Whole Bag Of Weed

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After she was arrested on charges of DUI and drug possession, a Florida woman escaped her cuffs so she could eat her bag of marijuana.

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A Florida Man Proposed To His Girlfriend At Gatorland With Help From A Baby Alligator

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Nothing says romance quite like asking your alligator-loving girlfriend to marry you by giving her a ring tied to a baby gator.

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Watch The Moment That A Florida Judge Told A Public Defender He’d Beat His Ass

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A judge in Brevard County was fed up with the Assistant Public Defender, so they took it outside and provided us with a hilarious video.

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Meet The Florida Woman Who Married Her Longtime Love… A Ferris Wheel Named Bruce

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On the latest edition of Logo TV's 'WHAT!?' documentary series, a Florida woman renewed her wedding vows with a ferris wheel named Bruce.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Wins Live Python In Insect Eating Contest, Dies Too Quickly To Enjoy It

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*grabs morning newspaper, sits down in favorite recliner, reads "Florida Man Died", takes sip from coffee, sits back* A man from West Palm Beach died after eating dozens of cockroaches and worms as part of an eating contest, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.

UNIFORMS

In The Name Of Everything Holy, What Uniform Hell Hath We Wrought?

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Between Nike’s Employee of the Year Lebron James fawning over Oregon’s admittedly awesome uniforms and me declaring that the Seattle Seahawks uniforms don’t look that bad (our opinions are equal, naturally), it was really only a matter of time before a team somewhere at some level tried to emulate this new era of uni-swag and fail miserably.

SCRABBLE CHAMPIONSHIP

Only A Real N-U-M-S-K-U-L-L Would Cheat At The National Scrabble Tournament

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Much to my surprise, the National Scrabble Championship is currently in its final round right down the street from me, and I'm upset that I wasn't aware because Greg Tolan and I could have done some nerd wedgie curls to prepare for the football season, but it seems that this year's Scrabble field is safe.

#FLORIDA

Only In Florida: Man Stabbed Over Pork Rinds

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Being a lifelong resident of Florida, I’ve grown immune to the jokes that my UPROXXian colleagues make at my expense, but I’m also the first to admit that this state will eventually lead to the opening of several portals to hell.

#LeBron James

Remember 18-Foot Golem LeBron James? He's Back, And He Brought Friends

Back in February we introduced you to an 18-foot tall LeBron James statue built by Florida's Primetime Amusements to amuse honor LeBron and the Miami Heat.

#LeBron James

My New Rap Name Is ‘MC 18 Ft. LeBron’

Today's biggest and foamiest nightmare fuel comes from Florida gaming company Prime Time Amusements, a video game and simulator seller who built an 18-foot replica of a dunking LeBron James that more or less looks like the bad guys from 'Fraggle Rock' to honor LeBron and the "Mammy Heat" (his words, not mine).

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Here’s The Perfect Gift For Your Grandpa

Sports-related or not, we’re big fans of sexy calendars.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Urban Meyer Has Ruined A Child’s Life

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I've often joked that the Florida Gators and their fans were the nouveau riche of college football, having a long history of being the distant 3rd in Florida's "Big 3" until only recently coming into success and fame.

RIDICULOUS LAWS

The State Of Florida Is Making Small Progress

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In 1989, a law was passed in Florida that made it illegal for any business establishment that serves alcohol to host events that include people tossing or throwing little people for sport.

#KOBE BRYANT

Policeman Shaq Is Adorable, A Total Liar

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Shaquille O'Neal should be able to get any job in the world.

#FLORIDA

Florida’s Leaders Really Get It Now

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As a Florida resident, I like to keep up on the state’s top news, and I’m not talking about stupid stuff like a Sun Rail that could create thousands of jobs being shot down or the governor creating a new drug testing system for state employees and welfare recipients that directly benefits his own medical clinics.

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Florida Has Gone Too Far This Time

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While Daytona Beach’s famous annual Bike Week took place earlier this month, the real biker party begins next week in kick ass Leesburg, Florida.


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