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Michael Vick Is Trashy

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This year's Coachella really did have an unexpected abundance of NFL phenomena.

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An Evening Of Double Yammering: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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This evening, both the NFL Network and ESPN are airing three-hour NFL schedule release specials, which is fairly insane, given everyone has known for quite some time which team is playing which in the 2012 season.

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Top Ten Tweets From People Who Never Heard Of KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- I wondered yesterday whether Redskins fans would ever express their RGIII loinfire away from the tidy confines of their obnoxious vanity license plates.

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My Parrot Is So High: Eagles-Bears Live Blog

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Monday Night Memorial Buddy Bowl Buddy Ryan, defensive mastermind and begetter of hilarious coaches, will be honored at halftime tonight.

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WHY THE HANGDOG EXPRESSION? HARF HARF HARF

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All told, not a terrible opening weekend of the postseason.

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Probably A Better Matchup Than Whatever The NFC Championship Will Be

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If Only There Were A Decent QB Playing Eagles and the Packers in the playoffs should evoke memories of the 4th and 26 conversion the Eagles pulled off en route to losing yet another NFC title game.

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Michael Vick Light Bests Michael Vick In Every Taste Test

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The Eagles blowing their shot at a first-round bye by losing at home to Joe Webb.

yes I know the Vikings are eliminated

‘Nation Of Wussies’ Rejoices For Football On Unusual Day

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The First Lop-sided Tuesday Night Game In 64 Years Normally, Ed Rendell is a never-ending font of fatheaded Filthydelphia f*cktardery, but I'll give the Pennsylvania governor credit for ragging on The Rog for postponing the Vikes-Eagles game on Sunday on account of a blizzard.

SEE YOU SUPER SUNDEE COOCH!

PUT IN GROSSMAN, COOCH!

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Reader Brendan sent in this flickr image of some of the Burgundy-and-Gold faithful who witnessed Michael Vick have his way with the Redskins on a nationally televised rape stand.

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KSK Meast And Least For Week 10

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Your Meast for Week 10 is Michael Vick, obviously.

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Eagles Dominate Despite The Presence Of Two Andy Reids In The House

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A frightening scene if you happened to be a concession stand or a timeout in FedEx Field last night.

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The Emo Eagles Are Willing to Grant Redemption to Those Who Have Wronged

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Mood: Hounded :/ Song: "Love Dog" - TV on the Radio I was absolutely rocked, positively blindsided by the news of yesterday evening.


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