WORLD RECORDS

Guerlain Chicherit's World Record Jump In A Mini Did Not Go As Planned

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In his attempt to break the world record for the longest car jump, French daredevil Guerlain Chicherit had a little problem sticking the landing yesterday.

#FLORIDA

A Brief Lesson In How To Hit Skydivers With Your Plane, Brought To Us By Florida

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During a routine takeoff and landing procedure, a Florida pilot accidentally hit a skydiver's parachute with his Cessna.

oops

Newsweek Appears To Have Botched Its Bitcoin Story

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Turns out Newsweek may not have found the creator of Bitcoin. Or the guy is exceptionally devious.

SOCCER

A Soccer Analyst Called Per Mertesacker ‘The Big F*cking German’ On Live TV

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Sky Germany's Chris Lymberopoulos actually referred to Per Mertesacker by his colorful nickname on live TV this morning.

SOCCER

This Is What It Looks Like When A Guy Gets Drunk Before Setting Up A Soccer Field

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A groundskeeper got a little tipsy before a recent soccer match in Romania, and the field's lines certainly showed it.

SNOWPIERCER

‘Snowpiercer’ Won’t Be Cut, But At A Terrible Price

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'Snowpiercer' will not be dumbed down for us rubes, but that doesn't matter as the Weinstein Company has guaranteed you won't see it.

oops

OfficeMax Is Your Early Leader For The Most Insanely Terrible Mailing Mistake Of 2014

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A Chicago couple still mourning the loss of their daughter received a very poor reminder of her passing on a mailer from OfficeMax.

WASHING MACHINES

A Naked Australian Man Got Stuck In A Washing Machine During A Dumb Prank

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While getting ready for a shower, a naked Australian man decided to play a prank and ended up stuck in his washing machine.

#Facebook

A Woman Walked Right Off Of A Pier Because She Was Engrossed In Facebook On Her Phone

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Facebook nearly killed a person too distracted to notice they were walking off a pier.

tributes

A Scottish Man’s Car Caught Fire During A Tribute To Paul Walker

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In possibly the worst Paul Walker tribute imaginable, a Scottish fan of the actor revved his engine for 20 minutes until it burst into flames.

#Twitter

Twitter Totally Britta’d Its Block Feature, At Least For Short Time

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Twitter's block feature is now a mess, in service to improving Twitter's already shoddy metrics.

#FLORIDA

A Florida Theater Accidentally Showed A ‘Graphic Sex Scene’ Instead Of ‘Frozen’

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Parents who took their kids to see 'Frozen' at a Florida movie theater received a nasty surprise when a graphic sex scene started playing instead.

SCARY

Rocky, The Denver Nuggets New Mascot, Had A Pretty Rough Debut

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The Denver Nuggets mascot, Rocky, passed out while being lowered from the rafters at the team's home opener.

oops

A Michigan Man Whose House Was To Be Demolished Gave His Neighbor’s Address Instead

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A man in Michigan whose house was set to be demolished is in hot water after he gave his neighbor's address and the wrong house was knocked down.

Tech

Study: 3D Printing In Your House Is As Unhealthy As Smoking, Is Terrible For Your Lungs, Heart & Brain

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3D printing might be killing you. Gee, melting plastic in your house is dangerous?

PENNSYLVANIA

PayPal Accidentally Credited A Man $92 Quadrillion

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A Pennsylvania man received a heck of a surprise when his PayPal balance revealed that he had a credit of $92 quadrillion dollars in his account.

#FLORIDA

So Florida May Have Accidentally Banned Computers And Smartphones

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Florida, in its haste to keep people from gambling on the Internet, may have been a wee bit overzealous.

XBOX

Microsoft Employee Accidentally Confirms Always-On Next Xbox

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Don't have Internet connected to your console? Adam Orth, a creative director at Microsoft, suggests that you just deal with it.


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