russell brand

A Man Penned A Furious Open Letter To Russell Brand After The Actor’s Protest Ruined His Lunch

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A man working at the Royal Bank of Scotland wrote a furious open letter to Russell Brand, whose latest protest antics ruined his lunch.

zionism

Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem Are Speaking Out Against Israel

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A couple of Spanish actors have stopped talking jamón and started talking Hamas.

ryan gosling

Hey Girl, Here’s An Open Letter To All The Ladies Heartbroken Over Ryan Gosling

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Plenty of normal women are upset that Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, but it's okay, girl.

war

Green Beret Bryan Sikes Tore Gwyneth Paltrow A New One In An Open Letter

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In an open letter, Green Beret Bryan Sikes told Gwyneth Paltrow what he thinks of her comparison of mean Internet trolls to war.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

An ‘Ex-Ducks Player’ Wrote A Letter To Oregon Fans And Told Them ‘Go F*ck Yourselves’

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A former Oregon Ducks football player wrote an anonymous open letter to fans, comparing players to slaves and telling fans to 'Go f*ck themselves.'

#Miley Cyrus

Now Sufjan Stevens Has Written A Grammatically Correct Open Letter To Miley Cyrus

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"Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan Stevens."

WIKILEAKS

Julian Assange Wrote Benedict Cumberbatch Quite The Letter Regarding ‘The Fifth Estate’

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After Benedict Cumberbatch tried to contact him, Julian Assange wrote him a very stern letter about his involvement in The Fifth Estate.

SORRY

An Open Letter Of Apology To Our Nation’s Pets: It’s Football Season

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To Every Dog, Cat, Guinea Pig, Pot-Bellied Pig, Mini-Pony, Pygmy Goat, Parakeet and Mexican Rosy Boa: On behalf of all sports fans, I apologize for any and all behavior you find upsetting over the next six months.

YOU ME AND DUPREE

Steely Dan’s Letter to Luke Wilson Complaining about Owen Wilson’s You, Me, and Dupree

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One of my favorite special-interest websites is Letters of Note, which curates all sorts of correspondence between prominent figures.

Zach Galifianakis

An Open Letter To Zach Galifianakis Regarding Him Starring In The Film Adaptation Of ‘A Confederacy Of Dunces’

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"I have sought escape in the Prytania on more than one occasion, pulled by the attractions of some technicolored horrors, filmed abortions that were offenses against any criteria of taste and decency, reels and reels of perversion and blasphemy that stunned my disbelieving eyes, shocked my virginal mind, and sealed my valve.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch would like to report a Ninja Turtle sodomy

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It turns out that metaphorical rape is an equally-opportunity crime, from which neither men nor women are safe, which is what makes it perhaps the biggest threat facing melodramatic crybabies today.

science

All-Purpose Anti-Viral Actually Seems Like a Bad Idea

The holy grail of drugs right now is an "all purpose anti-viral": one drug that can be used against multiple viral infections.

WINNIPEG JETS

Nickelback: Not The Solution To Hockey’s Depression Problem

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A "major Canadian concert act" is scheduled to perform at next month's NHL FaceOff in Winnipeg.

#LeBron James

An Open Letter To LeBron James

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With the 2010-11 NBA season wrapped up and with the 2011-12 season in danger as a lockout looms, we have some time to look back and analyze the undeniable significance of the impact that LeBron James had on not only this past season, but the future of the sport as a whole.

TERMINATOR

JOSS WHEDON OFFERS TO BUY TERMINATOR

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As happens surprisingly often, Joss Whedon did something today, and the internet sh-t its collective pants.


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