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NFL Draft Rounds 2-3 Open Thread

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Being a Jets fan has to be a traumatic experience.

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Your Week 16 Late Games Open Thread

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The entire Week 16 slate save for one game is being played on Sunday and yet there are still only three games in the late afternoon slot.

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Your Week 16 Early Games Open Thread

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It's a shame that the Jets and Jaguars already had their meeting this season, because right now would have been perfect for maximized levels of abject derpitude.

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Falcons-Lions Open Thread

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After getting a decisive statement victory over the Giants last Sunday, a very Atlanta response would be dropping the follow-up against the Lions, if for no other reason than to give all the pundits.

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Your Week 15 Late Games Open Thread

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Oh geez, for as good as the early afternoon slate was for Week 15, the late afternoon games are proportionately awful.

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Your Week 15 Early Games Open Thread

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There will be a lot of observances and outpourings of grief for the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary shootings, as there should be in the wake of that horrific tragedy.

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Your Week 14 Early Games Open Thread

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This afternoon, Jacksonville welcomes the Jets to JagRag Stadium.

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Your Week 13 Late Games Open Thread

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Sure, the Steelers are about to lose another game to their division-leading rivals because of injuries, but Casey Hampton ain't care.

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Your Week 13 Early Games Open Thread

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via What was once just a lackluster early afternoon slate of games is instead a somber three hours headlined by the most depressing game possible.

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Your Week 12 Late Games Open Thread

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Even though Alex Smith has been medically cleared to return to the starting lineup, it will ultimately be his eminent mediocrity that will keep him held out in favor of Colin Kaepernick under center.

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Your Week 12 Early Games Open Thread

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The Browns may have done away with the white flag giveaway that had everyone laughing at them for first time since the last hilariously awful thing they did.

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Your Week 11 Late Games Open Thread

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via Alternate title: Ogre versus Troll.

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Your Week 11 Early Games Open Thread

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Nick Foles showed up to Eagles headquarters this week in UGGs, earning the ridicule of LeSean McCoy and possibly instilling hope in the most deluded Iggles fans that he's the next coming of Troll Brady.

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Your Week 10 Late Games Open Thread

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The exhilarating suffering of Cowboys and Eagles fans, together in one convenient location.

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Your Week 10 Early Games Open Thread

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Hakeem Nicks has seen his production on the field diminish in 2012 compared to years past, which is something that tends to happen when a receiver sustains a broken bone in their foot just prior to the start of the season.

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Your Week 9 Late Games Open Thread

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People looking at things memes.

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Your Week 9 Early Games Open Thread

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This looks like a job for social services.

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Your Week 7 Late Games Open Thread

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via The combination of bye weeks and regular Thursday Night Football leaves us with a two game late afternoon slate, topped by 3-3 teams vying for supremacy of a perfect storm of mediocrity.

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Your Week 7 Early Games Open Thread

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Against the better judgment of probably everyone, Terrell Suggs appears ready to make his season debut this afternoon in Houston, where the only two AFC teams above.


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