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Your Week 6 Late Games Open Thread

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Because the NFL is in a new era of concussion awareness, Robert Griffin III is starting a week after sustaining one of those mild head injuries that made him forget where he was and why he was Batman.

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Your Week 6 Early Games Open Thread

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This week, All-Hype Glory Boy first team defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh was reportedly involved in his third traffic incident within the last year.

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Your Week 5 Late Games Open Thread

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At long last, a much heralded meeting of the Gronks.

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Your Week 5 Early Games Open Thread

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Clay Matthews got to realize an advertiser's drug-induced fever dream for Zaxby's.

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Your Week 4 Late Games Open Thread

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Sure, the Indianapolis Colts are on a bye, but that won't stop me from celebrating my favorite second-year cheerleader Lindsey Fingerle up there, because she, like so many of the NFL's delightful ladies, deserves to be celebrated.

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Your Week 4 Early Games Open Thread

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It appears some folks in the Caclackies are disatisfied with the play of Cam Newton because he threw three interceptions during that loss to the Giants where not a single player on the Panthers played well.

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Battle Of The #Birdgang – Your Week 3 Late Games Open Thread

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There are two showdowns of 2-0 teams in the late afternoon timeslot.

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Your Week 3 Early Games Open Thread

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In case having his players dive at the knees of opponents, berating assistants for serving the wrong type of pasta and being adored by Peter King wasn't enough to convince you that Greg Schiano is a hateful Cro Magnon, Mike Silver has delivered with a feature about how the rest of the league disdains Schiano for his bush league tactics as well as being generally dickish to NFL scouts for the span of a decade.

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Your Week 2 Late Games Open Thread

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Darrelle Revis is out, as are James Harrison and Troy Polamalu.

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Your Week 2 Early Games Open Thread

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On Friday, an unfeeling Internet troll vandalized Brandon Weeden's Wikipedia page by adding that the rookie quarterback's nickname is Doopy Pantz.

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Week 1 Late Game Open Thread

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Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers both went in the first round of the 2005 draft.

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Open Thread: Hated Dominant Franchise Vs. Plucky Upstart Led By Divisive Virgin

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Welp, this is what the media's been ejaculating about all week.

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Thank God We Don’t Have to Watch College Football

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Today is your last chance to watch Cam Newton play for a while, but Michael Jordan's mock turtles are here to stay.

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Suddenly Competent Marmalard Flees For Life In Stabby’s Return

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Watch as the NBC flunkies openly grouse that this game wasn't flexed to Patriots-Broncos.

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The Chargers Continue Late Season Freefloat

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The Chargers, last seen squandering a half dozen chances to redeem themselves by stopping Tebowmania, have lost six straight.

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Two Tyler Palko Primetime Starts In The Span Of A Week? How Can I Say No?

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The quarterback-deficient Chiefs were able to claim Kyle Orton off waivers last Wednesday, but they're probably wise to not play him against the Steelers defense on four days of preparation with a new offense.

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Your Three-Day-Old Leftovers Quality Early Slate Open Thread

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A Texans fan unironically (and therefore tragically) went to the trouble of creating a Hope poster of Matt Leinart and put it up on Twitter.

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Former AFC West Slapfight Renewed: Week 11 Late Game Open Thread

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The late games today give you an excellent excuse to go outside and enjoy the unseasonably warm weather.


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