CYCLING

Taiwanese Animation: Lance Armstrong Confesses to Oprah

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Lance Armstrong's confession to Oprah gets the always absurd <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/taiwanese-animation/">Taiwanese animation</a> treatment.

#Twitter

Oprah Tweeting Her Love For The Microsoft Surface Via The iPad Was Pretty Awkward

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Oprah and her team understand many things. Twitter does not appear to be one of them.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Gabby Douglas Is Safe Now With Oprah And Your Morning Links

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The other day we talked about the reports that Gabby Douglas’ parents were locked in a bitter divorce, and were fighting each other over the 16-year old Olympic superstar’s current wealth and all of the money she’ll make moving ahead.

DENVER BRONCOS

NFL.com Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.

Comic Books

Changing The Morning Links For Blu-Ray

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Links Burnsy Makes People Laugh In Real Life - Here's a nice teaser of Burnsy performing at a college football roast held by the Kiwanis Club.

celebrity photobombs

Oprah Yells Like a Goat, Clooney Photobomb, Morning Links

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What this video presupposes is, what if this goat really liked Oprah.

WOPRAH

Oprah is getting an honorary Oscar. Wait, what?

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In a move that's not at all a shameless ploy for TV ratings, the Academy of Motion Picture Farts and Scientologists has announced that they'll be Oprah Winfrey with the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award, given to an "individual in the motion picture industry whose humanitarian efforts have brought credit to the industry.

AS SEEN ON TV

Michael Vick Heading To Oprah

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Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (as opposed to <a href="http://www.greenvilleguitaracademy.com/?page_id=68">South Carolina guitar instructor Michael Vick</a>) has agreed to appear on Oprah Winfrey's famed talk show, currently in what Winfrey has proclaimed will be its final season.

GIF ANIMATION

Lazy Sunday Gif: Oprah Releases the Bees

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(<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Oprahs-Bees.gif" target="_blank">CLICK TO ANIMATE</a>) It's been a long weekend, folks.

F LOADS OF MONEY

James Cameron to make $350 million for Avatar

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/james-camerons-yacht.jpg"></a>(James Cameron allows only the finest European prostitutes on his yacht) If KStew and RPattz are making <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/pattinson-lautner-stewart-to-make-25-41-million-on-next-twilight" target="_blank">$41 mil</a> just for feigning <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/twilight-love-means-always-looking-like-you-have-heartburn" target="_blank">acid reflux</a> in the last two Twilight movies, it only stands to reason that the guy who wrote, directed and produced the highest-grossing film of all time ($2.

CHILD MOLESTATION

Mo’Nique’s brother is sorry for molesting her

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I still haven't seen Precious -- I'm worried it might hit a little too close to home for me, because back in high school, I had AIDs and two babies and couldn't read -- but reportedly, Mo'Nique gives a powerful performance informed by some of her difficult real-life experiences.

DREW BREES

‘WHO’S BEEN KISSING YOU?’

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This happened on Friday, but I generally love anything that makes Oprah Winfrey look foolish.

2012

BOX OFFICE: CALIFORNIA WENT DOWN FOR $65 MIL

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(This week's Box-Office Wipe Up brought to you by Roland Emmerich's evil twin, Rolando Emmerich.

boxing

MIKE TYSON WAS ON OPRAH

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The former undisputed champ was on Oprah Winfrey's TV show yesterday (she has a TV show now), where Tyson pretty much ran the table on everything he did since he jabbed his way out of the womb.

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CHRIS ROCK IS WORKING WITH OPRAH

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When I heard that Chris Rock and Oprah would be working together, my first thought was that Oprah should give him a third of her food, and then maybe they'd both look normal.


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