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Dwight Howard Left Orlando Again

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I’ll preface this rant/whiny hissy fit by saying that I know that people have complained in the past that I write about the Orlando Magic too much, and a lot of people don’t really give a crap about my favorite NBA team.

SPORTS VIDEOS

Dwight Howard’s Return To Orlando Involves A Kiss And A Lot Of Free Throws

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Cred: NBA Dribbled Out When I take over Adam Silver's job as NBA Commissioner in the year 2035, mark my words, this Lakers/Magic nonsense will never happen again under my watch.

SPORTS

PoV: The Jet & The Coach

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One time for Kenny "The Jet" Smith who turns the ripe young age of 48 today.

#FLORIDA

Here’s A Cee Lo Parody Video About Dwight Howard Made By … The Newspaper? Seriously?

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If you'd stumbled upon an off-key parody song about Dwight Howard throwing the Orlando Magic under the bus set to Cee Lo Green's 2010 hit 'F**k Forget You,' you'd probably say "wow, this is dumb," followed by "this must be pretty old" and "some weird Internet guy made this.

STOP DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE

To Make Me Feel Better About Myself, Here's The Orlando Magic Dancing Dads

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HEY MAGIC FANS, please welcome Orlando's Dancing Dads, a group of old guys in Magic jerseys who shake their booties, shake it like a salt shaker and ultimately do the Harlem Shake.

TORONTO RAPTORS

Raptors DeMar DeRozan Nails Game-Winner In Orlando

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A night after blowing a 15-point lead and eventually losing in overtime to Miami, Toronto's Thursday night date with Orlando appeared as if deja vu had made itself comfortable once again.

VIDEOS

Jameer Nelson Floors Paul Pierce With A Mean Jab

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In last night's game against the Celtics, Magic PG Jameer Nelson didn't hit the bucket here yet he made the highlight reel with a hard jab stab that laid Paul Pierce flat on his back.

TWIN PEAKS

Orlando Magic Cheerleader Falls, Gets Wrapped In Plastic By Nerdy ABC News Troll

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You may have seen a clip floating around of an Orlando Magic cheerleader going up for a stunt and accidentally powerbombing herself to the floor of the Amway Arena.

SPORTS

On Penny & Shaq’s Missed Orlando Opportunity, Kobe Bryant And The Eternal Bridesmaid

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Photo: <a href="http://thegrandarchives.tumblr.com/post/31659661909" target="_blank">Grand Archives</a>"Sooner or later, it all comes crashing down.

ORLANDO MAGIC

Dwight Howard Is Totally Sorry Orlando, But He’s Never Coming Back… Ever

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The above image is from the first newspaper that I’ve purchased in probably 2 years, because once I heard that Dwight Howard bought a full-page ad to say farewell to Orlando I knew I had to check it out for comedy purposes.

TANKING

Jeff Van Gundy Thinks Fans Of Bad Teams Should Just Quit Already

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People sometimes wonder why a guy like Jeff Van Gundy hasn’t checked back into coaching in the NBA, but the answer’s pretty simple – he’s just got it way too easy right now.

TRADES!

Dwight Howard Is Finally A Los Angeles Laker

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--lakers--magic-in-blockbuster-four-team-trade-talks-to-send-dwight-howard-to-l-a-.html">Yahoo!’s Adrian Wojnarowski</a> Tweeted yesterday that a four-way blockbuster trade that would send Dwight Howard to the Los Angeles Lakers was imminent, and <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--lakers--magic-in-blockbuster-four-team-trade-talks-to-send-dwight-howard-to-l-a-.html">it appears that it’s done</a>.

Spotlight

Four-Team Deal Lands Dwight Howard In L.A., Iguodala In Denver While Bynum Will Troll Philly

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We hate to interrupt your regularly scheduled Nightcap but there's big news coming out of the NBA.

SPORTS MEDIA

BREAKING: Nobody Knows What’s Really Going On Between The Magic And Dwight Howard

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If you’re like me, you’re absolutely tired of the drama and the all around piss poor PR mess created by both the Orlando Magic and Dwight Howard over the past 9 or 10 months.


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