Posts Tagged: ORLANDO MAGIC

alex rodriguez

ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures

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There have been very few surprises in the NBA through the first 7 games of the season.

BASKETBALL

At Least Dwight Howard Is Still Trying

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Dwight Howard wants everyone to love him.

BASKETBALL

The Greatest Plea To Dwight Howard Ever

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With Chris Paul now semi-happily shipped out to Los Angeles, the pressure is on for the Lakers to make a big splash and keep up with their fundamentally disabled little brother, the Clippers, who just received the equivalent of a miraculous stem cell therapy.

Chris Paul

This Isn’t How Negotiations Should Happen

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The absolute joy of the NBA lockout coming to a close is that we’re back to a non-stop fury of trade and free agent rumors that make absolutely no sense and are almost entirely unsubstantiated.

Chris Paul

Remember When Carmelo Anthony Held His Team Hostage? That’s Chris Paul Now

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So it looks like I jumped the gun with the whole <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/where-chaos-happens-5-important-plot-lines-of-the-shortened-nba-season#page/1">"this Chris Paul thing will be fascinating"</a> because it's about as plain and simple as your mom's underwear.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Awwww, Orlando Thinks It’s Still Hosting The NBA All-Star Game

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Last month, when the city of Memphis was rumored to be <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/nashville/morning_call/2011/10/memphis-to-consider-lawsuit-against-nba.html">considering a lawsuit against the NBA</a> for lost revenue from the lockout, I took a drag from my ivory tobacco pipe, lowered my bifocals and asked my butler, “Shouldn’t Orlando be the first city to go after the NBA because of that whole All-Star Game thing.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Here’s A Story That Will Blow Your Mind

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In lieu of my standard quasi-daily NBA labor update, I’ll just say that this season is still screwed.

BASKETBALL

A Great Day To Be A Giraffe In Sports

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It's not every day when two giraffe-centric sports stories emerge simultaneously.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Gilbert Arenas Really Loves Planking

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As we mentioned earlier, the NBA is less than two days away from taking a seat next to the NFL at the lockout table, and that means that players are going to have to find new ways to keep themselves entertained until a new Collective Bargaining Agreement is reached.

LAWYERS

Dwight Howard Has Been Dragged Into The Casey Anthony Case

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Jeff Ashton is quickly making a name for himself in the legal world as the Assistant State Attorney prosecuting the Casey Anthony case in Orlando, Florida, which I refuse to call the “Trial of the Century” because I still have faith that a former professional athlete can eventually top this.

BASKETBALL

Your Ass Just Got Van Gundy’d

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The hat tip says Stan Van Gundy looks like a doppleganger of Ron Jeremy, which in turn makes him remind you of Mario Mario, but I think he's got more of a Paul Bearer vibe to him.

BASKETBALL

You Can Stop the Reign

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Middle school is officially over: Shaquille O'Neal is retiring.

BOSTON CELTICS

Dwight Howard Wants To Stay Put

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Even though the 2010-11 NBA season hasn’t ended yet, and even though the league is facing an almost certain lockout with mid-level players (<a href="http://sportsjudge.com/sjblog/?p=909">even possibly LeBron James</a>) already threatening to flee to Europe’s generous contracts and lower costs of living, the majority of the sports world wants to focus clearly on what matters most – Dwight Howard’s free agency more than 365 days away.

BOSTON CELTICS

NBA Round-Up: The Heat Keep Winning

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Before we get to last night's bipolar NBA action, the Orlando Sentinel, which notably played a major role in Shaquille O'Neal leaving Orlando, has launched <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orlando-magic/os-dwight-2012-interactive,0,1600830.htmlpage">PleaseStayDwight.com</a>, which takes people to an interactive graphic on the newspaper's website.

BASKETBALL

Pita is Unhealthy

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In the most relaxing NBA fan video you'll watch all day, Andres Gabriel Pita of the Miami-based Latin Urban Pop musical trio "Los Primeros" gives the Miami Heat a playoffs pep talk and causes you, the viewer, to die from an epileptic seizure.

ATLANTA HAWKS

NBA Round-Up: The Bulls Are OK*

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*I was very disappointed that CBS Sports used "Bulls on Parade" as their headline this morning.

ATLANTA HAWKS

NBA Round-Up: The Knicks Are Done

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I'm only recapping yesterday's games, despite the fact that Saturday's games were great.

ATLANTA HAWKS

NBA Round Up: The Magic Are Back?

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Orlando Magic 88, Atlanta Hawks 82 I’m a bit of a conspiracy theorist when it comes to sports, especially the NBA, so indulge me if you will.

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Dwight Howard Dunks In Boring Game

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As the Orlando Magic close out their woefully inconsistent regular season, the team's main concern remains Dwight Howard's fondness of technical fouls and Gilbert Arenas' love of being paid $20 million to be horrendous.

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Jason Richardson Is A Great Teammate

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Back in December, when the Orlando Magic and Phoenix Suns completed a trade involving 6 players, Steve Nash Tweeted that he was sad to see Earl Clark go.


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