Posts Tagged: ORLANDO MAGIC

CARMELO ANTHONY

The Knicks Aren’t Looking Very Hot

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With a 111-99 win at Madison Square Garden last night, the Orlando Magic scored some revenge against New York City for constantly sending its homeless people to Central Florida.

ANNOYING PEOPLE

Nobody Really Likes Stan Van Gundy

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Hot off of David Stern’s remarks about the Orlando Magic’s poor play and his expectations of silence, Stan Van Gundy is being dragged a little further through the proverbial mud today, as a new Sports Illustrated poll of 138 NBA players declares him far and away the most annoying coach in the NBA.

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Hedo Brought No Talents To Orlando

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One of the joys of being a Magic fan was hearing the mixed reactions from other fans in the days after Otis Smith announced a major shakeup to the team’s roster.

HEDO TURKOGLU

Gilbert Arenas Traded As Orlando Magic Fires The Infantry

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It has often been said after the dismissal of a prominent head coach that "You can't fire the infantry.

DAVID STERN

Tiger Woods Courtside At Magic Game

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As the Orlando Magic opened their season last night in the brand new Amway Center, the focus wasn’t on the game so much as it was on all of the wonderful side stories going down at the same time.

BOSTON CELTICS

The NBA – Where X-Mas Day Happens

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Us NBA fans have been spoiled in years past with truly exciting Christmas day games, but this year takes the figgy pudding, er, cake.

CHARITY

Dwight Howard Is A Musical Genius

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While I haven’t accidentally impregnated a girl to enter forced fatherhood, I’m still fully aware that Kidz Bop albums may be the most obnoxious thing on this planet, aside from Old Navy commercials and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/09/daniel-songer-have-become-self-aware">Daniel Songer</a>.

BOSTON CELTICS

Shaq’s Whole Career Has Been NBA PR

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Boston Celtics center and desperate bridge rebuilder Shaquille O’Neal made a personal appearance at a downtown Orlando 24-Hour Fitness recently, and he took some time to explain to local media that he doesn’t actually have anything against Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard.

BABY MOMMA DRAMA

Dwight Would Like $500 Million, Please

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Dwight Howard must either be working for the CIA, or have a baker's dozen of stripper skeletons in his closet, because the Orlando Magic center is filing a lawsuit against his baby momma, Royce Reed, to the tune of $500,500,000 for leaking information to the media.

MICHAEL WILBON

Van Gundy And Wilbon Sitting In A Tree

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As the Orlando Magic flirted with elimination and a 3-1 deficit last night heading into Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals, Orlando head coach Stan Van Gundy and Pardon the Interruption host Michael Wilbon were locked in a war of words.

BOSTON CELTICS

This Week In Sports Tazing: Celtics Dad

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While fourth string Celtics guard Marquis Daniels hasn’t seen much action during the 2010 NBA Playoffs, his stepfather, Willie Buie, turned in an electric* performance during Game 2 Tuesday night at Amway Arena in Orlando.

BOSTON CELTICS

NBA Ref, Magic Fan Play Game of Catch

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There were plenty of highlights to witness in last night’s Eastern Conference Finals Game 2 matchup between the Boston Celtics and the Orlando Magic.

ATLANTA HAWKS

JOSH SMITH JUST RECONCILED

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The Hawks and Magic played last night.

NBA

ANOTHER (YAWN) AWESOME FULL-COURT SHOT

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This is Vince Carter from the Toronto Raptors New Jersey Nets Orlando Magic, and he is pretty good at basketball.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR

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McDonalds is following the footsteps of Hollywood by ripping off a good idea that they had 20 years ago, dragging it into a dark alley and choking the utter life out of it.

BASKETBALL

MORE BABY MAMA DRAMA FOR D. HOWARD

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On the heels of his lawsuit against his ex which had her barred from <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/dwight-howard-orlando-magic-nba-wives-injuction/" target="_blank">talking smack about him</a>, Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard is now suing her for posting <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/19/dwight-howard-orlando-magic-twitter-royce-lyndsay-reed-lawsuit/" target="_blank">pictures of their kid on Twitter</a>.

DUKE SUCKS

NO…SLEEP…TIL DURHAM

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I'm not sure which day will haunt me more: the day I first learned that there was no Santa Claus.

LOS ANGELES LAKERS

LET PHIL REMIND YOU WHO THE GREAT COACH IS

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After last night, the city of Los Angeles can claim 15 NBA titles and <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/at-least-8-arrested-amid-unrest-at-staples-center-after-lakers-victory.html">25 arrests</a> to its credit after Game 5 in Orlando and from the ensuing calamity in Los Angeles last night.

DEREK FISHER

STICK A FORK IN THE MAGIC

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With <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=290611019">LA winning Game 4 in overtime</a> last night, one can reasonably assume that the Magic are effed.


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