the hunger games

Lionsgate Promises To Read ‘The Hunger Games’ Right After They Build The Theme Park

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In a recent meeting with investors, Lionsgate assured everyone they definitely love money.

#jimmy fallon

Please Enjoy The Roots’ Entertaining ‘Harry Potter’ Rap

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Fallon is in Orlando, The Roots are on Fallon, the perfect storm in formed for the ultimate tribute to 'Harry Potter.'

#FLORIDA

So, Things Are Going Well For Chris Duhon

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Former NBA guard Chris Duhon was intentionally struck with a car after a dispute in an Orlando parking garage, say police reports.

#FLORIDA

Florida’s Great Python Hunt Was A Bust. Maybe Coyotes Are Next?

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You know that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/at-least-30-dead-in-the-great-florida-python-whacking-days-of-2013/">Great Python Challenge that Florida hosted for the past month</a>, with hunters from all over the country gathering to compete for a cash prize.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Might Finally Be Coming To A Theme Park, Maybe

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There’s been a rumor in my quaint little Hamlet of Orlando, Florida for several years that there would someday be a Lord of the Rings attraction at one of our two major theme parks – Walt Disney World or Universal Studios Florida.

#FLORIDA

Kung Fu, Knife Fights, Synth Pop, & Justice on the Streets of Orlando

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From the folks who brought you The FP and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/watch-klown-a-danish-comedy-about-sex-with-big-ladies" target="_blank">Klown</a> comes yet another batshit-looking release called Miami Connection.

#KATE UPTON

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong.

ORLANDO MAGIC

So Long NBA All-Star Weekend And Thanks For All The Machete Fights

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I hoped to have a wildly hilarious recap of the NBA’s All-Star Weekend here in Orlando, and between the celebrities, players, posses, groupies and terrified townies, I figured we were in for something spectacular.

#BEYONCE

ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Game Is Upon Us!

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I was hoping that by this point in the week I’d have some fun little anecdotes to share about how Orlando is shaping up for All-Star Weekend, but short of about 60 more homeless people than usual and some banners, I haven’t noticed much yet.

#FLORIDA

‘Carousel On Steroids’ Kills Wrestler

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In a bizarre turn of events that is just begging me to make a bunch of tactless puns about death, Justin Honeycutt, a 30-year old Magic Midway employee who also happened to wrestle locally under the name "Ryze", died Saturday by falling off of the Star Flyers ride at the Orlando amusement park.

ORLANDO

Anonymous: ‘We’re Going To Disney World!’

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At 10 AM ET today, the hacker group Anonymous shut down the website for <a href="www.orlandofloridaguide.com">Orlando Florida Guide</a> as a show of support for the homeless activist group Food Not Bombs, as members have recently been arrested for violating an Orlando ordinance that requires a permit to share food in public places.

#FLORIDA

Urine For A Shower Of Golden News

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It seems like only yesterday that I was given a student referral in college for public urination, and for all I know it could have been yesterday because I drink a lot.


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