Nicolas Cage Will Star In Larry Charles’ Comedy About Hunting Osama Bin Laden

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Nicolas Cage will play a "normal guy" who hunts for Bin Laden in Pakistan by his lonesome, obviously.

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Ex-Navy SEAL Robert O’Neil: ‘Osama Bin Laden Died Like A P*ssy’

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The ex-Navy SEAL that allegedly shot Osama bin Laden spoke out long before his two-part interview with Fox News.

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Report: Retired Navy SEAL Robert O’Neill Shot And Killed Bin Laden

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Robert O'Neill's father reportedly told the Daily Mail that his son is the Navy SEAL that will appear on Fox News next week.


Don’t Jingle Your Bell: 8 World Events That Had A Major Effect On Porn Traffic

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Americans didn't want to "pleasure themselves" after Bin Laden died. SURPRISE.

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Report: Osama Bin Laden Disguised Himself By Shaving His Head And Wearing A Cowboy Hat

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Quick...what's the absolute least possible disguise you'd ever suspect Osama Bin Laden to have worn? Cowboy? WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

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50 Cent unveils the true story of the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.

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SEAL who shot Osama: 'Everybody wanted him dead, but no one wanted to say it'

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Esquire has a big feature on the SEAL who shot Osama Bin Laden, headlined "The Man Who Killed Osama bin Laden... Is Screwed," and if that doesn't make you want to read it, nothing I can say is going to.


Zero Dark Thirty Review: Boal and Bigelow punt on the hard stuff

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It's impossible to review Zero Dark Thirty without having to infiltrate a room full of political lasers like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment (much nicer metaphor than a mine field, isn't it.


Chris Brown Is A Middle Eastern Terrorist For Halloween Because Of Course He Is

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You know, I get a lot of grief from people when I speak on issues revolving around violence towards women.


60 Minutes: Killing Osama bin Laden


For the first time, a first-hand account of the raid that killed the world's most wanted terrorist from one of the Navy SEALS who pulled the trigger.


One Of The Men Who Killed Bin Laden Spoke To ’60 Minutes’ Last Night, Says He Went To Taco Bell After Mission

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Last night 60 Minutes aired an interview with "Mark Owen," a member of the SEAL Team Six squadron that raided Osama Bin Laden's compound last year and, of course, killed the terrorist.


Source: Osama Bin Laden > LeBron James

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A man who served as translator for Osama Bin Laden, one of the most notorious terrorists in the history of the world and possibly beyond, wrote in a letter that there was indeed one event that he believed to be worse than the attacks of 9/11.


TRAILER: Zero Dark Thirty, Kathryn Bigelow’s Bin Laden movie

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Courtesy of Columbia Pictures, it's the first trailer for Zero Dark Thirty, starring Jessica Chastain, Joel Edgerton, and Mark Strong, and re-teaming the Hurt Locker's writer-director team, Mark Boal and Kathryn Bigelow (the latter of whom also directed Point Break - NEVER FORGET).


Jon Stewart Blasts People Criticizing Obama For Spiking Bin Laden The Football

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Today is another one of those days that I had to spend part of my morning watching the Daily Show while working because I missed it last night.


The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.


Your Facebook Page Can Get You Booted From A Flight


Let's face it, we've all done things we regret on social media.


6.22 The Cooler

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Koka Kola 'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn Autopsy Released [MTV] Vanilla Ice Opens Real Estate Advice Website [Rolling Stone] How To Pass A Drug Test [Jezebel] Bad Meets Evil Score #1 Album On Billboard [HHNM] Expert: Roger Ebert's Own Ailments May Have Desensitized Him [PopEater] New Season [...].


Of course there’s going to be a Bin Laden porno

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(some folks told me the original banner pic was a little too risqué for work, but here it is) Even if porn hadn't been found inside Bin Laden's compound, a Bin Laden porno would be inevitable.

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