Sochi Olympics

Bob Costas’s Son Knows Why His Eyeballs Are So Gross And It Involves Ken Rosenthal

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Bob Costas's son Keith blamed Ken Rosenthal's height for the reason that his dad's eyes are terrifying children around the world.

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Richard Simmons Might Have Given Us The Most Disturbing Tweet Of All-Time

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65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

OUCH MY EYES

A Hockey Player Got Suspended, Then Fired For Trying To Gouge Out His Opponent’s Eyeballs

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Hockey player Derek Campbell was banned for 47 games, then fired for attacking an opponent, bludgeoning him in the head and trying to rip out his eyes. Yikes.

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The New Phoenix Suns Uniforms Are… Interesting

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I’m gonna be honest right off the bat – orange and purple are two colors that, alone or together, aren’t exactly my cup of Patron.

WACHOWSKI SIBLINGS

THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF SPEED RACER

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After the jump I’ve got the first three minutes of the Wachowski Siblings’ Speed Racer, a movie with all the sexy <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1264" target="_blank">car porn</a> of The Fast and the Furious or <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1264" target="_blank">Doomsday</a>, in a format perfect for impressionable young children.

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MORE SPEED RACER TRAILERNESS (UPDATE)

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<a href="http://speedracerthemovie.warnerbros.com/" target="_blank">Speed Racer’s official website</a> posted a new, even longer international trailer for the movie, coming May 9th.


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