Posts Tagged: OUCH MY EYES

2014 winter olympics

Bob Costas’s Son Knows Why His Eyeballs Are So Gross And It Involves Ken Rosenthal

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Bob Costas's son Keith blamed Ken Rosenthal's height for the reason that his dad's eyes are terrifying children around the world.

OLD PEOPLE

Richard Simmons Might Have Given Us The Most Disturbing Tweet Of All-Time

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65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

28 Days Later

A Hockey Player Got Suspended, Then Fired For Trying To Gouge Out His Opponent’s Eyeballs

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Hockey player Derek Campbell was banned for 47 games, then fired for attacking an opponent, bludgeoning him in the head and trying to rip out his eyes. Yikes.

BASKETBALL

The New Phoenix Suns Uniforms Are… Interesting

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I’m gonna be honest right off the bat – orange and purple are two colors that, alone or together, aren’t exactly my cup of Patron.

CAR PORN

THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF SPEED RACER

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After the jump I’ve got the first three minutes of the Wachowski Siblings’ Speed Racer, a movie with all the sexy <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1264" target="_blank">car porn</a> of The Fast and the Furious or <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1264" target="_blank">Doomsday</a>, in a format perfect for impressionable young children.

OUCH MY EYES

MORE SPEED RACER TRAILERNESS (UPDATE)

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<a href="http://speedracerthemovie.warnerbros.com/" target="_blank">Speed Racer’s official website</a> posted a new, even longer international trailer for the movie, coming May 9th.


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