MMA

This Double Nut Shot Is The Best Moment In MMA History

Two dudes hit each other in the groin at the same time because mixed martial arts is fantastic.

VASECTOMIES

Let's Take A Moment To Celebrate The Great March Madness Tradition Of Vasectomies

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Let's take a closer look at the great deals that urologists offer for vasectomies before and during the NCAA Tournament.

Testicles

Add ‘Broken Testicle Veins’ To The List Of Injuries You Never Want To Hear Again

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In a 2-0 loss to Barcelona, Getafe defender Alexis Ruano was carried off the pitch by stretcher after he suffered broken veins in one of his testicles.

VISIBLE ERECTIONS

An Irish Man Suffered A Five-Week Erection After A Mountain Bike Crash

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According to a report in the Irish Medical Journal, a man was treated for a severe, 5-week erection after he was injured in a mountain bike accident.

#UFC

MMA’s Mr. Glass, Dominick Cruz is Injured. Again.

Oft-injured MMA fighter Dominick Cruz is -- get this -- injured again. He should've known. The kids called him 'Mr. Glass.'

#MLB

Ow, My Balls!: The 10 Best Sports Nut Shots Of 2013

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Instead of a list of actual important sports moments that inspired and moved us, here are our 10 favorite sports nut shots of the year.

#jimmy fallon

With Leather’s Watch This: Everyone’s Laughing At Chi Chi Rodriguez’s Nut Shot

Jimmy Fallon had some fun at golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez's expense in his monologue on late night, after the golfer hit himself in the groin with a ball.

#gifs

Weekend GIF Party: People Sure Love Throwing Things At One Direction’s Harry Styles

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Back in February, One Direction fans around the world held their collective breath when a random fan threw a shoe at the stage during the boy band’s performance in Glasgow, and striking Harry Styles right in the bangers and mash.

#UFC

UFC Fighters VS. A Soccer Mascot’s Nuts. Who Ya Got?

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Fighters Luke Rockhold and Daniel Cormier took in a San Jose Earthquakes soccer game, palled around with the mascot a little and participated in the ceremonial First Goal, which is like the first pitch at a baseball game, but with your legs.

#BLAKE GRIFFIN

Blake Griffin Got Punched In The Dick And Made The Best Joke About It

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Oklahoma City Thunder forward Serge Ibaka has some anger issues.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.

#UFC

Ray Elbe Talks About That Time He Bent His Penis Bent Backwards And Broke It

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OH GOD I JUST READ MY OWN HEADLINE Ray Elbe -- you may remember him from season 9 of 'The Ultimate Fighter -- suffered an injury that no man should have to suffer.

SOTO ROBERTO LAGO

Pepe, The Ndamukong Suh Of Soccer

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I almost called him "The Ndamukong Suh Of Football.

SOCCER

Lukasz Piszczek Needs To Get His Pisz Checked

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get it In the spiritual successor to a soccer ball ricocheting into a goalie's crotch, Borussia Dortmund’s defender Lukasz Piszczek slides to stop a goal and slides testes-first into the goal post.

WARRINGTON WOLVES

Playing Rugby With A Ruptured Testicle And Then Joking About It? That’s Grizzled

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I have a running list of types of injuries that just sound horrible to me, and right at the top is a ruptured testicle.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Move Over, Melissa Tancredi: Nicolas Batum Just Stole The Show

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While people want to turn video of Melissa Tancredi stepping on Carli Lloyd’s head into the next Zapruder film, I think the majority of us can agree that Argentina’s Facundo Campazzo blatantly hitting Carmelo Anthony in the nuts was one of the lowest points of Olympic competition.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Carmelo Anthony’s Balls May Not Make It Out Of England Alive

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Carmelo Anthony has single-handedly destroyed entire nations during the 2012 Summer Olympics, so it should come as no surprise that some countries would love to run up and punch him in the dick.


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